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Ok, I think this Is rather funny, but maybe they are some of those "you had to be there type things"


well here it goes...






Ok this one time I was at the mall with my friend Chris Brown and we got the "smart" Idea that we should stand behind the corner of an opening to a store and when the time was right we should jump out and scare people.
So he stood in the corner out of sight exept to me and I stood across the way and when some one got close enough to the corner I would nod my head and he would jump out well I'de say that we scared a good amount of people.
Then when it was about the 6th person for Chris I noded my head and he jumped out and scared this lady.

She got so mad that she started to BEAT CHRIS WITH HER PURSE!!!!

I couldn't stop laughing untill the mall security came and told us to leave lol













ok that was story one. lol












Now it's time for story two:
This time it involves me and my Brother Oscar(he's not acctually my brother, but I love him like one)
Ok so my friend Taylor was getting her hair did at the mall so Oscar went with her and was going to get a ride home with his mom.
Ok so going to the mall I anticipated spending money so I brought like 20 bucks.(enough for a movie and sufficiant amount of DDR lol) well I took a doller out and sat down at one of those massage chairs right by Spencers I was enjoying my massage untill Oscar comes up out of nowhere and STEALS MY FRACKEN SHOE!!!!
I didn't want to get up and chase after him cause I spent money on that massage and I really don't like to waste money, so I just kept yelling at him, but he ran around the corner with my shoe into the food court.
He eventually came back, BUT WITHOUT MY EFFING SHOE!!!
I was like "wtf man where's my shoe?!"
I think he said that he fracken threw it away, but my memory isn't that great so yeah...
well I got pissed but I didn't want to get up, but he came over and FRACKEN PULLED ME OUT OF MY SEAT!!!!!!!!
omg, Oscar why? my massage... crying

well we started wrestling right by the chair and it moved over to the entrance of Spencers and after a while the manager came out and told us to leave so we stood up and went back to the chair and started westling again, soon the mall security came and was escorting us to the exit... Oscar gave me my shoe back by the way...
well on our way there (i'm not sure if this was us Oscar, but I definatly remember this happening at some point or another so i'll add it here cause I know we got two strikes biggrin ) the security guy told us that the westling was strike one and that we only got 3 so we figured we should behave a little.

Well we would have stayed at just one strike, but on our way to where ever we were going with that security guy there was a lone plasitc muffin! Just sitting there on the floor!!
I pointed at it and yelled: "oh meh God!! A fracken muffin!!!!" Oscar and I ran to it and picked it up yelling: "Muffin!!!"
the security guy gave us another strike...
lol














well that is just some of the funny stuff that happend to me and my friends
... I'll put more eventually as I remember them...


wait... here is some clues so that I can remember them later:



"shake the table!!" *crash*

in spanish: omg, some one stole the food!

aero, you know, like monday?

WARINING
PLEASE DO NOT SIT ON THE BLEACHERS WHEN
IN CLOSED POSITION.


tea pot fairy


umm... I that's all I can remember for now...
i'll put the rest of the stories in a later journal entry...

bye... I guess.... ohh and if you read this you must comment


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