Other things they said:
I'll never forget your kindness as long as I live.
I hope my shabby clothes don't offend your delicate sensibilities.
Please forgive my rudeness! I seem to have tracked the dust of my poverty all over your nice things.
My constant demands must be such a financial hardship for you... I'll try to curb my hunger pangs instead of pestering you for gruel...
Toys!Grah! *twitch* Santa's been lazy this year *twitch* LAY OFF THE COOKIES FAT MAN!
Ms. Cooper sent me off with you because she says I'm too bitey. *twitch*
One time, the other orphans put me in a sack *twitch* THAT SACK WAS MY BEST FRIEND! GRAH! *twitch* I wish I had another one...
I don't like to think of myself as being hungry, but more as nutritionally challenged.
I can count to 19 on all my fingers and toes!!!
That little orphan Annie was a lie!!!
When it comes to orphanages, this place is like the Costco of air born respiratory diseases.
I am going to get adopted... now!! Wait, wait for it... NOW!!!
My New Year's resolution is to no longer be an orphan.
I like ratmeal, fresh out of the package, still with the flavor dust on it. Oh, to indulge in that crunchy bag of heaven.
Why do we have to bathe, it takes a lot of time to develop this level of grime.
Have you ever seen a raccoon? They look like little burglars!
Mr. Raccoon bit me once, but only because I disrespected him.
Sometimes Mr. Raccoon will just stare at you for hours with his little red eyes.
Some people will tell you that a raccoon can't take control of a small building.
If the orphanage wasn't so poor, we could get rid of that pesky raccoon! (Oh no, don't tell him I said that!)
I've learned to sleep with my eyes open
Wow, I haven't cried at all today! Oh wait... here it comes *sob*
Next person who stares at me funny is getting punched in the face.
I don't really feel like existing today, but I might change my mind later on.
I wonder how much I could get by selling my foot online.
I heard of a place where they let you talk about your problems and someone listens. I wonder if it really exists.
I can't believe my imaginary friend asked me for money. Where am I supposed to get 500 gold?
I bet if I ran away nobody would miss me.
Any meal becomes more filling if you just add a little sawdust!
Oh, I don't mind the cold. I lost most of the feeling in my skin years ago.
Thanks for taking me out for Xmas. Our coat-hanger Xmas tree was depressing.
At the orphanage, we have to choose between eating and drinking.
Some of the other orphans are really bitey. I'm lucky to have my thumbs!
We orphans can't handle your rich food filled with "actual nutrients".
This is the real world, huh?
I want to go caroling, but my little orphan lungs are so weak.
I was voted 'Most Adoptable Orphan' for second year in a row.
Do you need a new sibling?
When I get adopted, I hope to have a hug-a-thon with my new parents!
