I am no about to hold a conversation all by my self. Note: It will be VERY random!
Hi, I'm Bob. Who are you? I'm Bob too. Cool! Are you my stalker? Yes, I am. Awesome! I've never had a stalker before! I admire you. Can I have your autograph? Yes you can. I like brussell sprouts. Do you like brussell sprouts too? Yes I do. Did you know that they are domisticated? Duh! They're from Argentina! Hold on a sec I need to boared the plane to do to Germany. Ok, bye for now. Bye.
1 month later.....
I'm back and I'm pimpin. Sweet! I got a eggplant souviner for you. But I think it''s molding. That's ok it's the love that counts. I know. So how were things when I was gone? It was lonely. I missed having someone stalk me. Yeah, well I missed stalking someone like you. I tried stalking someone here but I got arrested and held in jail for a two weeks. That's why it took me so long to get back. I'm sorry. It's ok. Well I'm happy that you're back. Me too. Well I have to go now but I promise to keep on stalking you. Okay! Bye! Bye!
THE END
rainbow sarcasm · Wed Dec 12, 2007 @ 05:15am · 1 Comments |