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*Witch trial*
1)Phoebe-"Your single, your responsible, and way over due in the sex department. I say go for it."
Piper-"I'm not way over due. (Pause) Ok, maybe just a little bit."
2)Piper-"So much for being demon free."
3)Phoebe (about Dan)-"I saw him first!"
4)Stevie-"All you have to do is connect."
5)Phoebe-"What do we have to lose?"
Piper- "Well, apparently we have our clothes to lose."
6)(Grams)-"The Power of Three"
Phoebe- "Did you just hear that? Grams?"
Piper (naked)- "Grams?? What?? Where??"
7)Rob-"Clubs are an extremely high risk business, Piper. You could lose your shirt."
Piper- "Well, it wouldn't be the first time today."
cool Phoebe- "AT&T and the Power of Three"
9)Piper-"He's fighting through my freezes. He's adjesting or something."
10)Jenny-"It doesn't matter."
Phoebe-"If it matters to you it matters."
11)Jenny- "It's almost that time of the moneth, you knowm and I need some..."
Phoebe- "Tampons?"
Jenny-"Right, yeah..."
Phoebe-"And you don't want to talk to your uncle about it?"
Jenny- "Yeah, I did but he went out and got sanitary napkins. Like that's gonna work."
12)Phoebe-"When did the Woogie man come unvanquished?"
Piper-"A couple seconds ago."
13)Phoebe-"We're screwed."
Piper-"And we're out of wine"
(Dan comes to door with wine)
14)Morris-"And told me to tell you that if anything were to happen to him that it wouldn't be your fault. He didn't want to you to blame yourself."
Prue- "Too late."
15)Phoebe (about Prue)- "I knew you'd come around."
Piper-"Excuse me?"
Phoebe-"Well, I knew deep down."
16)Phoebe-"And we didn't even have to get naked."
*Morality bites*
1) Phoebe - "What did I do? Or what is it that I'm going to do"
2) Piper - "Hey stranger"
Leo - "Oh is that what I am now?"
Piper - "Playing hookie?"
Leo - "No, they're making me work tonight so I have the afternoon off."
Piper - "Oh the old I've got to save the world excuse again?"
Leo - "Like you've never had to use it"
3) Piper - "The pages were doing that flipping thing on their own again"
4) Prue - "We're talking about your life Phoebe."
Phoebe - "And I'm talking about yours Prue!"
5) Piper - "I wonder how I look?"
Phoebe - "Piper you look great but this is hardly the time"
Piper - "Not now, in the future. When we went back to the 70's we saw ourselves as kids now we'll be seeing ourselves walking around 10 years older. All the vanquishing, think of the wear and tear!"
6) Melinda - "Mommy, mommy, mommy!"
Piper - "Um, I think you have the wrong house, certainly the wrong mommy"
7) Piper - "Where's the volume?"
Television - "Command recognized."
Piper - "Huh?"
Piper - "TV shut up! Mute. Something."
9) Woman - "Are you sure you want me to take her to your Ex's?"
Piper - "Ex? As in husband? As in mine? Yes, yes if that is what I told you, then yes."
Woman - "So then you and he are getting along better now."
Piper - "Maybe? Prue, Prue!"
10) Prue - "Ok people enough stop touching me! Stay stay"
11) Piper - "And you're blond"
Prue - "Yeah, strange"
12) Phoebe - "A tray full of goo?"
13) Piper - "I can't believe you get a limo and a driver and I've still got my same old car!"
Prue - "You have a husband"
Piper - "Had, I had husband you mean I'm getting divorced remember? And how do you know you don't have a guy in this time? I mean I have a kid and an ex you could have several."
Prue - "Ex's?"
Piper - "No, kids."
14) Piper - "Leo, um we got married?"
Prue - "Piper! Later, they'll be plenty of time later!"
15) Prue - "By the way, Ann. Um, do you know if my husband called by any chance?"
Ann - "Husband, good one, very funny, like you have the time"
16) Prue - "Look at me! Aright I am booked, I'm about to lay off countless number of people with the flick of my pen, no man to speak of."
Piper -"Maybe you're just picky"
17) Phoebe - "Where's the rest of the calvary?"
1 Phoebe - "If that is some kind of whitelighter humor let me be the first to tell you, you are not a very funny race of people."
19) Phoebe - "What did I do premonition the man to death?"
20) Piper - "Wanna tell me again how screwed we are?"
Prue - "Pretty screwed"
Piper - "Thanks"
21) Piper - "Prue relax, we've seen what your new powers can do when you're angry."
Prue - "He's going to stay frozen right?"
Piper - "If he knows what's good for him he'll stay frozen"
22) Prue - "If we die tonight my tombstone will read, "Here lies Prue she worked hard"
23) Piper - "Don't people normally break out of prison?"
Prue - "Nothing about this is normal."
24) Prue - "Kind of small for us, don't you think?"
25) Guard - "Freeze!"
Piper - "Good idea!"
26) Phoebe - "Wrong thing done for the right reason is still the wrong thing."
27) Phoebe - "I don't want to die. But I don't want you to die because of me."
2 Piper - "Hey the future wasn't all bad, you were like Miss fortune 500 and I had a beautiful little girl."
*The painted world*
1)Piper (About helping Jenny with her sex project)-"Don't worry, I have plenty of experience."
Dan- "With sex?"
Piper-"No, with talking about it."
2)Piper (about Phoebe)-"She's a walking Einstein with clevage."
3)Phoebe-"The human reproductive system? And your uncle wanted Piper to help you out with this?"
4)Piper-"If we get out of here I'll buy Phoebe a pair of shoes."
Prue-"And I'll buy her the purse to match."
*Devils music*
1)Leo-"Look, I know your upset."
Piper-"No, no. I skated past upset just after you came in the door. Right now I'm at furious."
2)Leo- "We have to talk."
Piper-"You bet your whiteliter a** we ahev to talk."
3)Piper (about Leo)-"The question is, where is the relationship?"
Phoebe-"Somewhere between confusing and complicated."
Piper-"I'd rather just freeze him and kick him in the..."
(door bell rings)
4)Morris-"Right, and this where you say Daryll, and I say Prue and you say something like 'what are you doing here'."
5)Dan (about Jenny)-"She's just feeling a little..."
Piper-"Betrayed. It's OK, I know the feeling."
6)Piper-"I wish we could just stick his head in a toilet and make him cough up the demon."
Phoebe-"Honey, are you still upset with Leo?"
Piper-"I'm talking about Carlton."
Phoebe-"I can't keep up."
7)Leo- "I do, the timing always just..."
Piper (sees Morris)-"Seems to suck. "
*She's a man, baby, a man!*
1)Phoebe - "I feel like I'm on fire."
2)Piper - "And this is a bad thing?"
Phoebe - "No, it's a good thing. It, it's a very good thing until I kill them."
3)Prue - "Good, we're decoding men."
4)Phoebe - "That's enough talk about men, for me!"
5)Piper - "Sweet dreams. Don't kill anyone."
6)Prue - "The kiss of death."
7)Prue - "Well, it's nice to see that while romance may be dead, shivery isn't."
cool Phoebe - "Coincidence? I think not."
9)Phoebe - "I'm the killer."
10)Phoebe - "Piper turned into a werewolf, once."
Piper - "A wendigo."
Phoebe - "Whatever."
11)Phoebe - "I tell you that, maybe, I'm some kind of man-killing demon and you want me to go to bachelor central?"
12)Prue - "I could buy a man for that."
13)Darla - "I can always tell the frustrated ones. You've been having man trouble, lately, haven't you?"
14)Prue - "I do not have man troubles. Financial ones, now, yes, but, definitely not any man troubles."
15)Phoebe - "So, this monster is an evil, sexually charge witch?"
16)Phoebe - "A flaming death for yours truly? I don't think so."
17)Prue - "I'm the brother that they never had."
1 cool Piper - "This is bad, this is really bad!"
19)Darryl - "This is going to bite me in the a**."
20)Piper - "So much for our rejection theory."
21)Piper - "I went out on a limb and told him you where feeling a bit hormonal."
22)Prue - "She learned all that just from looking out a window?"
23)Phoebe - "Nice body, great tan." Prue - "Awesome truck."
24)Phoebe - "Great, we're dealing with a sensitive, man-killing demon."
25)Piper and Phoebe - "Don't forget to put the seat back down."
*That old black magic*
1)Leo-"The worst thing imaginable just happened."
(Piper and Dan walk in)
Phoebe- "No kidding."
2)Piper-"This is wrong. He should be battling acne at this age, not evil witches."
3)Kyle-"I'm not the chosen one. I'm no one."
4)Dan-"Don't you have some other house to repair."
Leo-"No."
5)(Twowatha uses her dust to disappear)
Phoebe-"Cool. Well, it was."
6)Jenny to Kyle- "Phoebe once told me that if it matters to you, it matters."
7)Phoebe-"Well, I did find one spell, but it requires a human heart, and unfortunatly we're all still using ours."
Piper-"Well, take mine. All it does is gets me in trouble."
cool Leo- "Snake!"
Piper- "Oh, I'm the snake, but you're the one who..."
Leo-"No, SNAKE!"
9)Prue (about Jack)-"It's business, not personal."
Phoebe-"Where have I heard that before?"
10)Dan-"I know that you and the handy-man, Leon."
Piper-"Leo."
11)Piper-"It's over. (Dan looks sad) Not you and me, him and me."
*They're everywhere*
1)Piper (thinks)-"Hey, she's wearing my lipstick."
Prue-"What, I can't borrow your lipstick?"
Piper- "I didn't say that Prue, I thought it."
Prue (thinks)-"Whatever just learn to share."
Piper- "I heard that!"
2)Piper (thinks)-"Yeah, next time just get your own damn lipstick."
Prue (thinks)- "I heard that."
Piper (thinks)- "I love you."
Prue (thinks)- "Bite me."
3)Phoebe (looks at Dan and thinks)-"Nice butt."
Piper- "Hey!"
4)Phoebe-"Wait, are you guys thinking something about me right now?"
5)(Phoebe is sitting on frozen Eric)
Prue (thinks)- "We have to go kill a warlock while she gets to sit on some guys..."
Phoebe- "Hey, hey, hey."
Prue- "You heard that?"
Phoebe-"You think I need a hearing thoughts spell to know what you are thinking?"
6)Prue (about Eric)-"Do we have to protect him?"
Piper- "He is pissin' me off."
7)Piper to Dan- "OK, I know what you are thinking."
Phoebe (thinks)-"Piper!"
cool Dan (thinks)-"Someday, someway, somehow, I'm gonna make it through that damn door."
9)Eric-"Are you sure you're not an angel."
Phoebe-"No, I'm no angel, but I could probably introduce you to one, though."
10)Phoebe- "Did we do something good?"
Prue-"You did something incredible."
*P3 H2O*
1)Phoebe (about Dan and Piper)-"You guys are killing me with cuteness over here."
Piper-"Don't you have somewhere to be, somewhere very far away?"
2)Jack-"Hey, how's my favorite auctionette?"
Prue-"Fine. How's my favorite auction a**?"
3)Phoebe (in accent)-"Be very, very quiet. We're hunting demons."
4)Prue-"I fell asleep, I woke up, and suddenly it's Thursday."
5)Piper to Dan-"I feel I can tell you anything. (closes the door) Except that there's a demon."
Leo-"And that you're a witch. Sorry, that was..."
Piper-"The truth."
6)Sam-"What matters most was taken from me 20 years ago."
Prue-"Then we have something in common."
7)Piper-"Dan, why are you at the back door?"
Dan-"When I knock at the front door I never seem to make it through the treshold."
*Ms. Hellfire*
1)Phoebe - "I am very tired, now I need a nap."
2)Phoebe - "Oh, look who it is."
Piper - "Morning."
Phoebe - "Hi. Do you recognize that person?"
Prue - "I know. She looks vaguely familiar. Kind of like a sister we use to have. What was her name?"
Prue and Phoebe - "Pi-pi-pa Pipper? Pippy?"
3)Phoebe - "I told you not to say it!"
Piper - "Oh! So this is my fault?"
Prue - "Right!"
4)Phoebe - "Since when do demons use bullets?"
Piper - "Maybe it's not a demon."
Prue - "Who else would want to kill us?"
Phoebe - "Well, you know, you were a little sharp to the mailman, yesterday, and we all know how testy they can be."
5)Piper - "Freeze."
Phoebe - "Kick."
Prue - "Send flying."
6)Jack - "You're late, partner."
Prue - "We are not partners."
Jack - "Do you wanna bet?"
Mr. Caldwell - "You, dark hair. Yeah, the one who tried to sneak in late. What's your name?"
Prue - "My name? Uh, Prue, Prue, Prue Halliwell."
Mr. Caldwell - "Yeah, right. Okay, you'll be partnered with Sheridan, there."
7)Phoebe - "Hey, you know, you can ask me anything about being a witch."
Darryl - "No thanks."
Phoebe - "It's actually really cool. We have this book, it's called the Book of Shadows."
Darryl - "Too much information, Phoebe."
Phoebe - "No, but it's this..."
Darryl - "Nothing I want to know about, I'm serious. I don't want to... I don't want to know anything."
Phoebe - "Come on! you don't even want to know if we like fly or anything like that?"
Darryl-"I don't even want to know if you own a damn broom, a skillet, a cauldron, a dust-buster."
cool Marcy - "It worked! I can't believe it! I cast a protection spell and it actually worked! My first spell!"
9)Prue - "Look at this place. Pictures, silk-woven rugs. I could get use to living here in a hurry."
Piper - "Yeah, you just have to know who to kill."
10)Piper - Is it just me or are you a little too eager to play this role?"
Prue - "Not a bad role to play."
Piper - "True. If you want to get yourself..."
Prue - "I'll be fine."
11)Bane - "Did you like the roses?"
Prue - "I would have preferred orchids."
Bane - "Huh. Beautiful and honest."
12)Prue - "Don't worry about the Halliwells, I know their every move."
13)Barbas - "Pretty cool, huh?"
14)Piper - "Yeah, and guess what. She's got a new power, she can astral project now."
Phoebe - "Are you kidding me?"
Piper - "Nope."
Phoebe - "Are you kidding me?"
Piper - "No."
Phoebe - "I hate her."
Piper - "I know."
15)Piper - "Gee, Prue, looks like being a hired killer agrees with you."
16)Phoebe - "Have fun."
Prue - "Phoebe, I'm working."
Phoebe - "More like you're working it. Come on, Prue, I've taken a walk on the dark side. I know all the signs."
17)Piper - "Okay, that's all folks."
1 cool Phoebe - "Who knew perky could be so annoying?"
Piper - "How long do you think I can keep her like this?"
Phoebe - "Your power, your call."
19)Phoebe - "Maybe that's her."
Piper - "Ringing the bell?"
Phoebe - "Well, maybe she lost her keys. Right Marcy?"
20)Piper - "Prue, we're your sisters. Listen to me. You gave me the chicken pox."
Phoebe - "Yeah, and, remember, I taught you how to French kiss."
Piper - "You broke your ankle when you were seven. Come on Prue. We went to Duran Duran together. You stretched out my leg warmers."
Phoebe - "And then you gave them to me."
21)Phoebe - "Oh, I'm beginning to see your attraction to the dark side."
22)Bane - "What's going on?"
Prue - "Witchcraft at its best."
23)Phoebe - "I never get tired of kicking his butt."
24)Piper - "Are you happy now?"
Phoebe - "I'm delirious."
25)Jack - "You know, Prue, it is bad enough that you don't answer your phone, come into the office, or otherwise appear to be doing your job but, now you're going to take me down with you. What do you have to say for yourself?"
Prue - "Two-hundred and seventy-five thousand dollars."
Jack - "Excuse me?"
Prue - It's the market value of the anonymous estate donation I've been out acquiring. The one request is that all proceeds go to Stop the Violence foundation. Not bad for a day's worth of work, now is it?"
Jack - "No, it certainly isn't. And, you know, I never doubted you for a moment, partner."
Prue - "Liar."
*Heartbreak city*
1)Phoebe - "Fifth wheel, cutting in."
2)Phoebe - "It seems to be an epidemic, lately, guys canceling on me."
Piper - "And you know what happens when they cancel."
Prue - "Oh, back to square one."
Piper - "Do not pass go."
Phoebe - "And all the accrued nookie credits are thrown out."
Jack - "There's a penalty?"
Prue, Piper, and Phoebe - "Oh yeah!"
3)Jack - "You know, this glimpse in the feminine mystery frightens me to know end so allow me to change the subject. What did you think of the movie?"
Piper - "I liked it."
Prue - "Loved it, except for the bellbottoms."
Dan - "It was okay, I guess."
Piper - "Oh, who you kidding? I heard you sniffle."
Dan - "Fighting a cold."
Piper - "Liar."
Prue - "Jack?"
Jack - "As far as classics go, it was no Dirty Dozen."
Phoebe - "I slept through it."
Jack - "You slept through Dirty Dozen?"
Phoebe - "No, Love Story. The last thing I remember is a hockey game."
Piper - "Uh, that was the very beginning."
Phoebe - "Okay, let me guess. Boy meets girl, grim reaper swipes girl, and boy is left with his hockey skates?"
4)Phoebe - "Hey, Prue! Our sister got lucky last night!"
5)Phoebe - "Hey, Prue, did that coffee keep someone up all night?"
Prue - "Okay, believe it or not, all we did was talk."
Phoebe - "Yeah, right."
Prue - "No, I swear. Look, we just talked about everthing. It was really great."
Phoebe - "Really? How did he react to the witch part?"
6)Phoebe - "Hey, if only I'd bagged Mr. Creepy, we could have scored a Halliwell hat trick last night."
7)Prue - "So, we're actually suppose to believe that you're...cupid?"
Cupid - "So you guys can believe in warlocks and demons but, not me?"
Piper - "Where's the chubby baby?"
Phoebe - "Guys."
Prue - "And the bow and arrow?"
Cupid - "Where's the warty chins, hooked noses, and pointy hats?"
cool Cupid - "Ken, Kyle, Steve, Mike, Ken again. Brian, Joel, Martin, Peter, Paul."
Phoebe - "Whoo!"
Cupid - "Tony."
Phoebe - "Okay, you know I didn't love all those guys, right?"
Cupid - "Yeah, well, they wanted to love you but your closed heart eventually sent them away."
Phoebe - "My closed heart? I do not have a closed heart."
Cupid - "Look, if people get the feeling that there's nothing there, eventually, it's hasta la vista, Phoebe."
9)Cupid - "There's a fine line between love and hate."
10)Phoebe - "What are you smiling at?"
Cupid - "You."
11)Drazi - "Looks like you can't kill love after all. But you sure can screw it."
12)Piper - "Well, thank you both, and, um, I'll thank you again, later."
Jack - "Wow. If that's all it takes, where can I get one?"
13)Phoebe - "Um, I'm sorry, but did you do something specific to tick Drazi off or did he also find your honestly to be a complete and total pain in the a**?"
14)Phoebe - "So, are you telling me that demons love?"
Cupid - "Frighteningly so. Love of evil, love of fear. Sometimes love of the very things they hate, in this case, a human being. You know, if a demon can open its heart, there's hope for you too, Phoebe."
15)Cupid - "So, tell me, what has not loving gotten you?"
Phoebe - "It's kept me safe."
16)Piper - "Nothing like a night out on the town after a hard day of demon-killing."
17)Prue - "Oh, Piper, everybody has secrets, including Jack and Dan."
Piper - "Yeah, well, unless they're transvestite, Nazi, war criminals with great face lifts, than I think we've got them beat."
1 cool Prue - "Jack's scum."
Piper - "So is Dan."
Prue - "Are you scum?"
Piper - "No, I'm not scum."
Prue - "I knew you weren't."
19)Dan - "You don't look okay. You all right?"
Cupid - "I'm having a rough day."
20)Phoebe - "You are all acting like you're under some kind of spell."
Prue and Piper - "Phoebe!"
21)Phoebe - "Okay, uh, here's the plan. Jack, Dan, go down to the corner market and get whatever you want. If the food of love is Cheetos and soda, then play on. Um, and can you pick up a couple of frozen pizzas?"
Jack - "So you want to talk."
Phoebe - "Yes! That's very good, Jack! Very good! You're quick!"
Dan - "I'll drive."
Phoebe - "Yeah, okay. Take your time. Don't hurry."
22)Piper - "Okay, so much for loving him to death."
23)Piper - "What do we do with him now?"
Phoebe - "Same thing, only different."
Prue - "Been there, blew that."
24)Phoebe - "Love is a risk."
25)Phoebe - "Now that boy can kiss."
26)Kenny - "I love that movie."
Phoebe - "Really?"
Kenny - "Yeah."
Phoebe - "Me too...now."
*Reckless abandon*
1)Prue - "I guess this is really good practice for you, huh?"
Piper - "What are you talking about?"
Prue - "You, Dan, little Dan."
2)Prue - "You know, I just hate guys that aren't afraid to commit. They are so atypical."
3)Piper - "Every time I feel I'm ready to commit to him, I flash back to our little trip to the future and seeing me with Leo - "
Prue - "Piper, Dan is here, now, in the present. That's all that matters."
Piper - "I know, I know. But I'm not ready for a baby shower, either."
4)Phoebe - "Oh my God. I see...blood...flesh. You had the sausage for breakfast, didn't you?"
5)Piper - "I'm not really good with these things."
Phoebe - "They're called babies."
6)Piper - "So, what are we suppose to do with him now? Raise him in the ways of witchcraft? Teach him how to fight ghosts?"
7)Prue - "We have a baby?"
Piper - "Phoebe picked it up at the police station."
cool Piper - "He's like a car alarm. The smallest vibration just sets him off and there's nothing you can do to stop it."
9)Phoebe - "She's got baby issues."
10)Prue - "Just think of it as a test run."
Piper - "I don't need a test run. I remember when Phoebe was a baby and it was hard on mom and endless and with you dropping her all the time."
Phoebe - "What?"
Prue - "Oh! Moving on! What's the point?"
11)Piper - "Wow, you're like MacGyver with estrogen."
12)Piper - "Why are you giving him to me?"
Prue - "Cause...cause I gotta go!"
Piper - "That's twice! I'm counting!"
13)Prue - "I thought that babies slept, a lot."
Phoebe - "Yeah, obviously one of those lies they tell you so you'll wanna get pregnant."
14)Piper - "Doesn't that fall under the personal gain category?"
Prue - "Oh, who cares? We're desperate and it's working."
15)Phoebe - "I don't understand why this is so hard. We're women, this should be in our DNA."
16)Prue - "He only likes this finger and it took me all night to figure that out but, you should see me at diapering, I'm really good at it."
17)Piper - "He didn't freeze. Why didn't he freeze?"
Elias - "What are you? Witches?"
Piper - "I've frozen ghosts before, haven't I?"
1 cool Phoebe - "I really think someone should stay here with Matthew."
Prue, Piper and Phoebe - "I'll stay."
Prue - "Looks like we finally all fell for the same guy."
19)Phoebe - "Okay, so, how many kids do you think I'm gonna have some day?"
Prue - "I'd say five."
Piper - "More. At least six."
20)Phoebe - "Being a surrogate mom for the last twenty-four hours has taught me I have a long way to go before I'm ready for it full time. I gotta get my life together, first."
Prue - "Yeah, and find a guy, maybe."
Phoebe - "That would probably help, huh?"
21)Phoebe - "Well, maybe that's why you were uncomfortable with Matthew. Maybe because of Dan, you were resisting your own maternal instincts."
Prue - "Where did that come from?"
Phoebe - "Cosmo, where else?"
22)Prue - "And, you know, hopefully I'll find the right guy."
Jack - "Well than I think you should know that, being as I am still a kid myself, I don't think I'd be doing anyone any favor by pretending to be the right guy."
Prue - "Well, I didn't say I was looking for the right guy tonight."
*Awakened*
1)Prue-"This scares me."
2)Dr. Williamson-"Either Piper pulls out of the coma on her own or I'm afraid your sister isn't going to survive."
3)Dan-"She just looks like she's sleeping, but I can't wake her up."
4)Piper-"Then can I go, because no offense but I hate hospitals."
5)Piper to Dan-"And I know that you have been up for almost 24 hours by my side. I can't tell you how much that means to me, being there for me."
6)(Piper speeding around room)
Phoebe-"I think I found a consequence."
7)Phoebe (about Dr. Williamson)-"Well, his bedside manners could use some work."
cool Leo to Piper-"I don't want to lose you."
9)Jack-"Are you out of your mind."
Prue-"I don't know, maybe."
10)Leo-"Now that I'm a mortal I'm gonna fight for you. May the best man win."
*Animal pragmatism*
1)Professor-"The lions mated on average once an hour for a week straight."
2)Phoebe-"There's a party tommarrow night. You should come."
Ethan-"Why?"
Phoebe-"Because I'll be there."
3)Pigman (sees hotdogs)-"How could you do this to him? (throws hotdogs) Run, run my brothers!"
4)Phoebe (about what Piper got Dan)-"Oh honey. Is that what he got you? I mean it's nice and all, just a little impersonal."
5)Piper-"Why don't they make a card that says 'You used to be my whiteliter and now your wings are clipped and you're sleeping in my club.'"
Phoebe-"Or how about 'You snooze you lose and now I'm getting naked with the neighbour.'"
6)Piper-"About tonight..."
Dan-"Tell me you're kidding. Just tell me you're kidding. Let me guess it's something to do with your sisters or maybe you will be vague and say important has come up. Or my favorite of all time, it's a matter of life or death."
Piper-"Actually, what I was going to say, if you'd let me, is that I'm running a little late and could you wait for me at the bar."
7)Prue-"How are we doing on that spell?"
Phoebe-"You know you keep throwing that 'we' word around but I don't see you doing anything."
cool Phoebe-"The good news is the spell worked."
Prue-"And the bad news?"
Phoebe-"The spell worked on everyone."
9)Piper-"I don't have a permit for this kind of party."
10)Phoebe-"Rome wasn't built in a day."
Piper-"But my club was ruined in the blink of an eye."
11)Phoebe (to animals)-"I would like you all to know that I am a vegetarian. I have never eaten any of you."
12)Prue-"Why do I have to carry the poisoness snake?"
Piper-"Cuz you're the oldest. You'ver lived a full life."
Prue-"So, think that's their car over there?"
Piper-"What, you want me to ask them?"
Prue-"You know what, you're a smart a**."
13)Leo's card-"Piper, when we first met you thought I was just a handy man. Well, I am a handy man again. The same guy you fell in love with. Same guy who fell in love with you for who you are. Remember that I'm not giving up."
*Pardon my past*
1)(Dan Leaves)
Leo-"Well, I thougt he would never leave."
2)Phoebe-"This is so embarressing. I haven't needed my big sister to walk me to school since the first grade."
3)Dan-"I hope I'm not interupting anything."
Piper-"No, we were just..."
Leo-"Finished."
4)Piper to Dan-"Trust me, you don't need to worry about Leo, he's an angel."
5)Phoebe (about past life)-"I was bad. I was very, very bad."
6)Phoebe (about past life)-"Feeling very, very bad. (pause) OK, I liked it. It felt good to be respected and powerful."
7)Phoebe (about old power)-"That's too bad because it was hot. Literally."
Prue-"That wasn't the only thing that was really hot."
Phoebe-"Oh...yeah...Anton was hot, too. Oh, and he was such a good kisser and so good with his hands."
cool Piper-"You saw Dan?"
Phoebe-"He was your husband. Sorry Leo."
Leo-"That's ok. I'm hoping Piper learns from her past mistakes."
9)Christina to Phoebe-"You broke my dolly!"
10)Leo-"Who strangled the evil witch?"
Christina-"That was my favorite dolly!"
11)Phoebe (at retirement home)-"Well, bright side-at least I'll never end up at a place like this in my golden years."
12)Piper (about Christina)-"Is she OK?"
Leo (just got punched out)-"Yeah, I'm fine thanks for asking."
13)Phoebe-"Thanks you guys for saving my life. All of them."
14)(Doorbell)
Leo-"Saved by the bell (Dan at door) Or not."
15)Prue-"It's just when you turn bad things tend to catch on fire."
Phoebe-"And this is supposed to be making me feel better?"
16)Phoebe-"But it's ok to be bad sometimes, right?"
Prue-"Oh yeah, a lot."
*Give me a sign*
1)(Prue takes picture of herself in the mirror)
Prue-"Portrait of a dreamer."
2)(Phoebe in the bathroom writing spell)
Piper-"Phoebe, you aren't in there writing a spell for me are you?"
3)Phoebe-"Uh...no...I'm in the bathroom. Who writes spells in the bathroom?"
4)Morris-"I got bad news and I got worse news. Which do you want first?"
5)Delivery man-"I got a sign here for Piper Halliwell."
Phoebe-"Can I see that? LEONARDO's beautique."
6)Piper-"Delivery man said he got a sign. Leonardo's beautique in Bodega Bay. Leo short for Leonardo, Bodega Bay, where Dan is from."
Phoebe-"Hmm..."
Piper-"Don't act blonde. You cast that spell didn't you??"
7)Litvac-"To find a mortal, all you need is to follow their heart. That is where they always escape to."
cool Prue-"You can either take your pants off on your own, or I can do it by force."
9)TV reporter-"The mariners lost to the Angels 8 to 7."
10)Bane-"It's been a long time since anyone has believed in me."
Prue-"Maybe it is because you stopped believing in yourself."
11)Prue-"I've been thinking that dreams are just that, dreams."
Bane-"I don't believe that."
12)Prue-"This view is amazing."
Bane (looking at Prue)-"It's not as good as mine."
13)Prue-"What are you doing here?"
Phoebe-"We're saving you from the tall dark and naked man!"
Prue-"I told you guys to stay away."
Phoebe-"I see why. He is yummy."
14)Prue-"Thank you for saving my life."
Bane-"Thank you for changing mine."
15)Prue-"He thanked me for changing his life."
Phoebe-"You must of been *really good*..."
Piper-"...Influence on him."
16)Prue-"So, what was the outcome-Dan or Leo?"
Piper-"I never needed a sign to tell me where my heart lies.(looks over at Leo)"
*Murphy's luck*
1)Phoebe to Piper-"Stop trying to predict the future, alright? That's my job."
2)Piper-"What would I do without you?"
Phoebe-"Oh, suffer endlessly."
3)Maggie-"Two angels, wow."
Phoebe-"No, I'm just a student."
4)Maggie-"I am able to give, I'm a able to help people. I haven't been able to that in a while."
5)Maggie-"It was like I was cursed."
Phoebe-"Maybe you were cursed."
Maggie-"I'm sorry, what?"
6)Dan (on the phone)-"You miss me?"
Piper to Leo-"No."
Dan-"Really?"
Piper-"Oh, I was talking to the cat."
7)Piper-"We can find a way to make this work. Somehow, someway."
Leo-"I'll hold you that."
*How to make a quilt out of Americans*
1)Amanda-"We've been chanting for 15 minutes."
Gale-"This is a seance, Amanda, not AT&T."
2)(Piper Complaining about being a witch)
Phoebe-"Wicca PMS?"
Prue-"I have a feeling it's much more than that."
3)Prue-"Have you contacted the police?"
Gale-"And tell them what? That I think there's a demon running loose on our streets? They'd think I was crazy."
Piper-"Try getting your boots cleaned."
4)Piper-"Are you squinting?"
Phoebe (Reading BOS)-"No..."
5)Gale-"You must be really powerful witches."
Piper-"Ah, rub it in."
6)Prue-"There is absolutely nothing wrong with wearing glasses. I wear them."
Phoebe-"Yeah, well, you are older. (Piper Laughs) Well, you are."
Prue-"You know, I really hope that the Demon of Vanity isn't after you because your soul would be toast."
7)Amanda-"More tea girls?"
Phoebe-"No thanks. (Amanda pours it in her glass) I'd love some."
cool Phoebe-"Just because he has our powers, it doesn't nessessarily mean he knows how to use them."
(Later Cryto flinging things around with Prue's power)
Piper-"So much for him not knowing how to use our powers."
9)Phoebe-"Besides, do you have a better idea?"
Piper (hopefully)-"Go home and call it a day?"
10)Piper-"I'm only doing this for you guys, and if I die I'm gonna haunt the both of you forever."
11)Piper-"Wanna see what does freeze?"
(Freezes Cryto)
12)(Cryto explodes)
Phoebe-"Ouch, that looked like it hurt."
Prue-"Well, I hope it did for Gale's sake."
13)Phoebe-"Well, I'm always gonna wanna be a witch."
Prue-"She's young."
*Chick flick*
1)Prue (Takes picture of Piper)-"I think I'll call this women pretending not to look out the window."
Piper-"How about girl about to pour hot tea on sister's head?"
2)Piper-"I know, I just feel like Dan got the short end of the stick."
Prue-"There are so many ways I could go with that, but I think I'll just..."
Piper-"Thank you."
3)Prue-"And the house is a mess, again. How come we can't fight the demon of clensliness, of the demon of house cleaning. Or even that big bald guy, Mr. Clean, I would so totally take him on."
4)Piper-"You can do your homework, pick the right resteraunt, the perfect wine, waiting and chilled but it helps if you show up."
5)Dan (at resteraunt)-"Amelia, this is Leo and Piper."
Piper-"Amelia, as in someone I just work with Amelia?"
Dan-"Well, here's your salt."
Leo-"Well, at least he isn't pining away."
6)(Accordian player starts playing)
(Piper freezes restaraunt)
Piper-"Is this some kind of test??"
(Unfreezes Leo) Piper-"Ok, so, I'd like everything to be normal, but there's only so much a girl can take."
7)Piper-"I just wanted tonight to be perfect."
Leo-"Well, it was, I was with you."
cool Prue (about Finley)-"He just seems so giving and warm."
Finly (in very negative tone)-"Can we get started, I'm on a schedule."
Prue-"Hi, I'm...um...Mr. Beck, I'm...Prue Halliwell."
Finly (ignoring Prue)-"So, when is this photographer blessing us with his presence?"
Prue-"That would be me."
Finly-"You're 12."
Prue-"Oh, I'm good."
Finly-"I'll decide that...why don't you do something useful and get me some tea?"
9)Phoebe-"Will someone please tell me what's up with guys?"
Piper-"You don't really expect me to have an answer to that do you?"
Phoebe-"Ok, so, I have luch with this guy from lab, right? He is totally melotonan guy."
Piper-"That bad?"
Phoebe-"I'm keeping his number in case I have trouble sleeping."
10)(Leo orbs in)
Phoebe-"Here I am talking about the shortage of perfect men and in orbs yours."
Piper-"I found one of the good guys."
Leo-"Unfortunatly, I'm here to talk about the bad guys."
Phoebe-"No shortage of those!"
11)Demon of Illusion (in movie)-"I should have known the disappearing demon act wouldn't fool you for long."
Prue-"Yeah, all you really did was piss us off."
(Prue trys to use power on demon and it doesn't work)
Demon-"Silly Wiccan, tricks are for kids."
12)(Billy staring at Phoebe from in movie)
Phoebe-"I think he's staring at me!"
Billy-"Hi."
Phoebe-"Hi!"
Prue-"I hate to put a damper on your little love connection here, sis, but we need to kick some a**."
Demon-"Oh, is that what you are going to do? Any idea on how you intend to do that? Or are you just going to flirt me to death like your little tardy sister?"
Billy-"Watch your language in front of the ladies!"
Demon-"Oh, I'm sorry. Was it the word sister that bothered you? How about b***h? Does that go down easier?"
13)Billy-"Is there a point in this scene when someone explains my part to me?"
Piper-"Phoebe, you brought home the fictious character as a play date, you tell him."
Phoebe-"You're right, we should have left him at the movie theatre, he would have really blended in there."
14)Billy-"Where's the music?"
Phoebe-"What music?"
Billy-"This is around the third second act, right, when everything is about to be explained. Where's the music we're supposed to talk over to build suspense and hide the expostion? Don't you hate the exposition?"
Phoebe-"Don't even get me started..."
15)Prue-"Phoebe, maybe you should do something with Billy. You know, a** a little techni-color to him."
16)(Finly in door of manor)
Finly-"Dark room would be where?"
Piper-"So, that's Finly?"
Prue-"My hero."
Finly-"Don't mind me, I'm just wondering through your house."
17)Demon-"Now, ladies and gentlemen, let's make your PG lives rated R."
1 cool Billy-"It's ok, I like to hear what you think."
Phoebe-"Now, you have to be careful not to say that because every girl will know that you are not for real."
19)Billy-"I think you're swell, Phoebe."
20)Phoebe (yells down to Prue, who is with Finly)-"Oh, well, I really need to DEMONstrate something for you."
Prue-"OK, what is it?"
Phoebe-"Once you finish your thing and I finish my thing then we really need to go meet Piper and Leo and finish the thing that we saw at the..."
Prue-"Thing?"
Phoebe-"Yeah, exact, I love you!"
21)Finly-"I found what's wrong with your work, Halliwell. Absolutely no depth."
Prue-"Now would that be the technique or the subject?"
Finly-"Excuse me?"
Prue-"I wish I could. Your work meant more to me than you will ever know and because of that I have carried around the illusion of what it would mean to me to meet you and that would make me appreciate your work even more. But now it is so hard to me to even look at your pictures because I think of the man who took them. And it is so devestating to me that the brillance of your eye is completly shattereted by the ignorance of your mouth."
(Photo starts to burn)
Finly-"See, that's the thing about art, Ms. Halliwell. If you leave a subject under the light too long, it burns."
22)Piper-"It wasn't much of a date last night, wanna find some seats in the back and makeout before demon hunting?"
23)(Demon puts spell on audience)
Piper-"Well, I'm ok, you're ok. Magic perk."
Demon-"Didn't you hear the management? Please refraim from talking."
24)Phoebe-"Wait a minute, this Paul Bunyon with a lobotomy, he's from Axe Husband. I saw it last week."
Prue- "We so need to monitor your viewing habits."
25)Piper-"I'm being stalked by a psycho killer and I hide in the shower?!"
26)Phoebe-"So, maybe, this is the only way the pyschos know how to die, is how they were killed on screen."
Piper-"How am I supossed to know that? I'm a romantic comedy type. Why go to horror movies when they come to you?!"
27)Phoebe (to Bloody Mary)-"We have got to do something about that complextion."
2 cool Piper (Looks at messy attic)-"Does anyone else get sick of cleaning up after these guys?"
29)Billy-"It's ok, the man is here to save the day."
Prue-"Billy, it's the 21st century, it's the women's job to save the day."
30)Piper-"It's over."
Phoebe-"Don't ever say that. Everytime someone says that in the movies something always goes..."
(door bell)
31)(Morris at door)
Piper-"Serious face? It's ok, we're too tired for pleasentries."
32)Piper-"You mean go into the movie? Can we even write a spell for that?"
Phoebe-"I could probably whip up a spell or something."
Prue-"Phoebe's pharmesuticals."
33)Phoebe (in the black & white movie)-"Check me out, I'm retro."
34)Piper-"Ewwww...it tastes like a**...(Billy gives her a look)...phault."
35)Demon-"So, these are the mighty Charmed Ones? Ooo...watch me run in fear!"
Piper-"Prue, I don't know what else we can do."
Demon-"And you're supposed to be the perky one. You should really try and not be so negative. How does it feel to finally know someone you can't defeat?"
Prue-"I don't know, you tell me. You know is you leave a subject under the light too long it burns."
36)Prue-"You can love the work but not the man."
37)Piper-"What if you love them both?"
3 cool Phoebe (to Billy)-"Thank you for restoring my faith in the male species."
39)Leo (about date)-"I especially like the look on your face when the accordian player broke out in that song."
Piper-"Are you making fun of me?"
40)Phoebe to Prue (about Finly)-"Did you get to tell off the demon on crankiness today?"
41)Phoebe (very overjoyed about Prue's gift)-"I love it! I'm going to go watch it right now!"
(Goes running off)
Piper-"Should we worry?"
Prue-"She's just saying goodbye, I think."
*Ex Libris*
1)(Leo orbs in)
Prue (hugs Piper and whispers)-"OK, and no sex without safe sex."
2)Leo (in shower)-"Piper, could you pass me a towel? Prue?!"
Prue (enjoying this thoroughly)-"Leo?...nice orbs..."
3)Leo-"Whiteliter pay sucks."
4)Phoebe to Piper-"How about you take this ghost, and I'll take the next two ghosts?"
5)Dan to Piper-"You know, I'm still here for you, I'm still your friend."
6)Phoebe-"Prue, help me get my demon and I promise I'll do everything I can to help you get yours."
7)Piper-"Who's that?"
Phoebe-"My dead friend."
cool Charlene-"Well, at least if I couldn't please my own father, I could please someone elses."
Prue-"I know what you mean."
*Astral monkey*
1)Phoebe - "An angel brought you back to life. Trust me, you're cured."
2)Phoebe - "He's like the big brother I never wanted...uh, I mean had."
3)Prue - "Not that I was unhappy when I saw Leo all naked in the shower."
4)Leo - "Ever done it on a cloud?"
Phoebe - "I don't know, does a feather bed count?"
5)Prue - "You are never going to believe what happened today."
Phoebe - "Yes, I will, I saw Notting Hill."
6)Phoebe - "And they say the youngest is the most naïve."
7)Phoebe - "I'll take premonitions for five hundred, Alex."
cool Prue - "Do you think they saw anything?"
Piper - "Yeah, like stolen monkeys."
Phoebe - "Who knows, but at least the didn't see any magic."
9)Piper - "That's the press, they're after Prue."
10)Leo - "Are you okay?"
Piper - "Well, considering our powers have combined to drive a man crazy and have put who knows how many other people in danger, I'm terrific."
11)Evan - "You're a normal, red blooded, American girl with nothing to hide, right?"
Prue - "Right."
12)Phoebe - "I'm getting the us out of them."
13)Prue - "All you have to do is freeze him."
Piper - "And then what? You're gonna move him into the path of an on-coming bus? Drop a building on him?"
14)Piper - "I don't know how much longer I can hold this."
Phoebe - "Piper, you do not let that go, okay? You do not let that go!"
Piper - "Okay, yelling does not help!"
15)Phoebe - "What do you think of evil?"
16)Phoebe - "We tried to save him."
Piper - "No, we didn't."
Prue - "Because we couldn't."
Piper - "I couldn't."
*Apocalypse, not*
1)Piper - "Any day that brings new shoes is a good day."
2)Phoebe - "I gotta hand it to those pesky, little demons. They sure have brought us closer together."
Prue - "Hmmm, maybe you should send them a thank you note."
3)Piper - "Solve the problems of the world while doing jello shots."
4)Phoebe - "We'll bring the book, maybe stir up some trouble."
Prue - "How about stirring up some margaritas?"
Phoebe - "Oh, that's good too."
5)Phoebe - "Oh, I can't believe you guys missed Paula Cole. She was awesome."
Piper "We saw a pretty awesome show yourself."
Prue - "I thought that you guys went to dinner."
Piper - "We did, and for dessert we did a little demon hunting."
6)Phoebe - "Well, we could sit around here being pessimistic or we could go to the house and check the Book of Shadows."
7)Prue - "So how is it going?"
Piper - "In big fat circles."
cool Phoebe - "If this guy is causing riots we can't just hang out and wait for inspiration."
9)Phoebe - "Okay, so, no offense to the whitelighter."
10)Piper - "Phoebe, we killed Prue."
11)Phoebe - "Our magic has never let us down before."
Piper - "Well, there's a first time for everything, isn't there."
12)Death - "Who got vanquished and left you boss?"
Strife - "I have a plan. Do you have a plan? Oh, of course you have a plan. The same plan you always have. Kill them all."
13)Phoebe - "Are you telling me Evil called Good and Good answered?"
14)Leo - "Free will. It's a big thing with them."
15)Phoebe - "I'm sorry, Leo, did you show up to the party late?"
16)Piper - "It's not a trap, right? Please tell me we're doing the right thing."
Phoebe - "Or we're making the biggest mistake in the world."
17)Strife - "You are?"
Piper - "Anxious to get this over with."
1 cool Strife - "Are you in a hurry."
Phoebe "You stalling?"
Strife - "Do you want your sister back?"
Piper - "Do you want your friend back?"
19)Phoebe - "See, on our side of things we call that good faith."
20)bartender - "What if the building was on fire? Do you save five strangers or one sibling?"
Prue, Piper, and Phoebe - "Five strangers."
*Be careful what you witch for*
1)Phoebe - "Check my to do list. It says bank, dry cleaners, pedicure. No where on the list does it say kick box a beast. Just walking along, minding my own business and wham. It was like a random attack. A demonic drive by."
2)Phoebe - "How many points are we worth."
3)Phoebe - "How about, hey Dan, you're right, I am a necrophiliac?"
4)Phoebe - "Why does everyone always Phoebe me?"
5)Phoebe - "Dull d**k? Prue, you are to hot to have to duty date."
6)Piper - "Yeah, but you don't need d**k."
7)Phoebe - "I don't get it. You've been stuck in that bottle for two hundred years. Somebody finally sends you to us and you have no idea who licked the stamp? I kinda find that hard to believe."
cool the genie - "I snore. I make phone calls I can't even pay for. You think I'm going to be putting the cds back in the right case? No."
9)Piper - "What is so dangerous about a wish."
10)Phoebe - "Leave the genie with the cripple."
11)Phoebe - "After taxes, not worth it."
12)Piper - "Do you have a house? Friends? A cd player?"
13)Prue - "Don't take this the wrong way but you're looking kinda...old."
Piper - "Yeah, and you're back in braces."
14)Prue - "So, do I get that power when I get old too?"
15)Prue - "It sounds totally bitching."
16)Piper - "If I ever find that genie again, I am gonna wish him into a oblivion."
17)Phoebe - "Flying's awesome, it's the landing part that's a b***h."
1 cool Piper - "I've moved past upset and right to pissed off!"
19)Leo - "I can't heal the dead."
20)Leo - "Be careful what you wish for."
21)Piper - "Take me to your leader."
22)Piper - "I'll be back."
 marshjazz · Wed Jun 22, 2005 @ 11:26pm · 0 Comments |
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