Time flies like and arrow. Fruit flies like a bananna.
They think I've stoped lying but I've just gotten better at it.
A survey has revealed that 9 out of 10 people like chocolate. The tenth lies.
Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Logic is the beginning of wisdom; not the end.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?
Be yourself, everyone else is already taken.
Q: What's pink and fluffy?
A: A Pink Fluff.
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days.
Whenever I feel like exercising, I lie down until the feeling passes.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
 marshjazz · Sun Jul 08, 2007 @ 03:58am · 0 Comments |
