It's nice to occasionally flex the muscle I have outside of the gym. It gives me that sexy body odor that everyone hates which repels the ladies more than usual and it makes me feel useful for a change.
So my aunt needed some trees planted on her property today and, being the gentleman I am, I help out with the digging of holes.
Good times there...
Unfortunately for me, the majority of the area she wanted the trees planted was solid granite. With that in mind, I took up a pick axe and proceeded to smach and bash the hillside in order to make room for some apple and mimosa trees. I worked up a nice little sweat from the ordeal and crushed many a rock under my mighty swing in the process.
Too bad me feeling more like a man doesn't make anyone else feel the same way. C'est la vie, I suppose. I guess that means it's back to a voodoo priestess hunt so I can find me some Love Potion No. 9.
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I have a Voodoo kit at home (bought it for 5 bucks at Borders). Give me a lock of hair and I'll work some "magic" for you.