Okay, so actually, it's a chat log. D:
`Ranga` says:
...I know what will make you feel better. O:
`Ranga` says:
I made up a poem for you just now. : D
`Ranga` says:
Brendan he has emo hair.
Brendan he has sexy hair.
Brendan he wears underwear.
...Except when he's not. O:
*IS BRENDAN* says:
I guess right now is the exception. D: *Shot*
`Ranga` says:
wait, you are, or you aren't? D:
*IS BRENDAN* says:
Actually I am. >>
`Ranga` says:
ah. (:
`Ranga` says:
Like my poem? : D
*IS BRENDAN* says:
Yes... : D
*IS BRENDAN* says:
It's awesome. XD
`Ranga` says:
Brendan is a turtle.
Just like my great aunt Myrtle.
Except she wears a girtle.
And picks her wrinkled nose.
`Ranga` says:
(:
*IS BRENDAN* says:
I'm a genius... D:
*IS BRENDAN* says:
.... : D
`Ranga` says:
why're you a genius?
*IS BRENDAN* says:
I wrote one about Rachel.
*IS BRENDAN* says:
It's her, perfectly.
*IS BRENDAN* says:
Rachel is a girl who is hard to predict
So this poem has no rhythm
LOL
`Ranga` says:
awesome. XD
`Ranga` says:
Rachel she will hunt you down.
She'll terrorize your friends.
Unless you give her offerings...
Of popsicles and things. (:
`Ranga` says:
Poems are fun to write. : D
`Ranga` says:
for the record, I don't think I have a great aunt Myrtle..>.>
*IS BRENDAN* says:
And thanks for cheering me up... D:
`Ranga` says:
No problem. ^^
`Ranga` says:
Brendan likes video games, Brendan likes toys.
Brendan likes girls, but he doesn't like boys.
Brendan is a weirdo, but I love him so.
So we should all worship, Brendan's little toe. : D
*IS BRENDAN* says:
... gonk
`Ranga` says:
*bows down to your little toe*
*IS BRENDAN* says:
*Snaps his little toe in and out of two possible positions* cool
`Ranga` says:
There once was Brendan the acrobat.
Who wore an orange feathered hat.
He ate ice cream and popcorn and potato chips
And threw garbage at ships.
One day a little goat came along.
And took his feathered hat along
With it on its fourteen hour trip.
Brendan searched high and low for the goat
But after years of searching all he'd found was it's coat.
So he sold it on ebay
And bought some orange hay.
Which he fashioned into a new hat. ^_________^
*IS BRENDAN* says:
... : D
`Ranga` says:
I like writing poems...
`Ranga` says:
but my poems are often pointless and stupid. : D
*IS BRENDAN* says:
..... : D
*IS BRENDAN* says:
"During sex, Bee is never on top, because Bee never ******** up"
*IS BRENDAN* says:
And all this time I just thought she was lazy.
`Ranga` says:
...B)
`Ranga` says:
Bee had sex.
It was wet.
The condom popped
So they stopped.
`Ranga` says:
the end. : D
*IS BRENDAN* says:
... gonk
`Ranga` says:
I'm a clever little cocoa puff. : D
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