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the restroom door said gentlemen
the restroom door said "gentlemen" so i just walked inside,
i took two steps and realized I'd been taken for a ride.
i heard high voices turned and found the place was occupied
by 2 nuns, 3 old ladies, and a nurse. what could be worse?
then 2 nuns 3 old ladies and a nurse.
the restroom door said "gentlemen" it must have been a gag.
as soon as i walked in there i ran in to some old hag,
she sprayed me with a can of mace and smacked me with her bag,
i could tell this just wouldn't be my day, what can i say?
this just wasn't turning out to be my day.
the restroom door said "gentlemen" and i would like to find
the crummy little creep that had the nerve to switch the signs,
cause i have two black eyes and one high heel up my behind.
now i cant sit with comfort and joy, boy oh boy,
no I'll never sit with comfort and joy...
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