Ketoes13: reddfox, I've used that joke for years
Ketoes13 has all the porn he will ever want
Delaster: I like Maroon 5, but I think it's really strange they decided to put some of their songs on "Kids Bop" albums (which I know about because of my children's TV shows)
SpeNcer drAKE: Hey, Red
Ketoes13: tis called my girlfriend
Delaster: They can be fairly suggestive ...
Antipode: The prosecution rests.
Delaster: "I try so hard to keep her satisfied, keep her coming every night" sounds strange coming out of a 10 year old.
SpeNcer drAKE: I think a lot of the songs ther put on the Kids Bop albums are not for kids.
Fletchtar: girlfriends are not porn. unless you have videos of them, i guess
Ketoes13: delaster, I agree
ReddFox: [link] http://www.msu.edu/ course/isb/202/ ebertmay/images/ boobies.jpg This will wake you up....
Fletchtar: also, i think only trix are for kids
Fletchtar: i love those things' feet
Ketoes13: Ah
Ketoes13: now I know
Ketoes13: haha
ReddFox: Give the rabbit the damn trix, is all I gotta say
Assistant_Madman: I'd fully support that rabbit gunning down each and every one of those children.
Assistant_Madman: you taunt something long enough, and it's going to snap.
ReddFox: Amen, AssMad
ReddFox: [link] http:// www.phrozenflame.com /flashclip/394
ReddFox: Trix Liberation Front
Fletchtar: i concurr, assmad. where's PETA when we really need them?
Antipode: Probably hugging some goddamn porpoises.
Antipode: All of them.
Assistant_Madman: eating tasty animals, of course.
SpeNcer drAKE: I'd hug sloths.
SpeNcer drAKE: All of them.
SpeNcer drAKE: -nod-
Fletchtar: that's a fantastic way to get lice, i'd think
private to ReddFox: lol, trix liberation front
ReddFox: Peta: You know what they do to those animals
Trar: I got a question.
FireDancr: or fleas
ReddFox: Me: I dunno but they're pretty damn tasty
Fletchtar: is it any wonder peta & ***** sound so much alike?
Trar: Where does the Meat income from a store go? Is it supposed to be with you?
ReddFox: Never noticed that fletch.....
Antipode: It is a wonder, actually. I wonder how you pronounce those words.
ReddFox: yes Trar
Assistant_Madman: it goes straight to Jick. Jick ==KOL IRS
Trar: So all the store income goes to Jick?
SpeNcer drAKE: Ahahaha my ratbaby just made a HUGE leap in his cage from one ledge to the next, and looked totally "Holy crap, I made it!" when he landed.
shanethepain: it can if jicks wants it to
ReddFox: not all of it...
shanethepain: spencer <3
ReddFox: heh...
Camelheel: Hagnk keeps it for you until you're 21
SpeNcer drAKE: shane<3
shanethepain: so whats the krarg with everyone?
SpeNcer drAKE: Nothing much. Just babytalking my aminals.
SpeNcer drAKE: The usual mix of love and verbal abuse they can't seem to get enough of.
SpeNcer drAKE: And you, shane?
shanethepain: heh i'm sure they wont understand you no matter what you say so it doesnt really matter how you talk to them
Trar: So ALL of my Store Meat gets sent to Jick? Bummer.
Fletchtar: seeing as how it is day time, my cats have decided to hibernate
shanethepain: me, i'm waiting to go wake people up at 1 am
shanethepain: why am i doing this, cause i feel like being a jerk
Fletchtar: Trar, that is amusing lies. it should be in your meat portfolio, in the Seaside Town's Financial District & Bageltarium
SpeNcer drAKE: They understand a few words. They recognise their names, and come to me when I call them.
SpeNcer drAKE: They also know "treat" and "greenie"
shanethepain: wow nicly trained
shanethepain: but would they understand them if you said them in a mexican accent?
SpeNcer drAKE: I think the youngest one might be smart enough to learn tricks.
ReddFox: Trar, alll your money gets sent to the hermit, you have to kill him, with towo hypnodisks and a crazy b*****d sword equipped, to get all back
ReddFox: *two
Assistant_Madman: jick also has access to all the porn you have stored on your hard drive.
Assistant_Madman: and that's some *weird* *^$%, Trar. Get help.
Ketoes13 hides hardrive
smkydz: Dammit, that's just too much razz
FireDancr: reddfox: don't forget that you have to use the right combination of keys to open up that quest.
smkydz: He can have my meat, but leave me my pr0n
shanethepain: woot, 30 more minutes
Trar: I'm just an honest man that wants his Meat.
SpeNcer drAKE cracks up at smky.
ReddFox: True, Fire, and only if jick feels like it...
Assistant_Madman: so your porn collection would dictate.....
Trar: I don't have porn.
FireDancr: honest? then what are you doing on KoL?
Trar: I can tell you're joking.
shanethepain: what to do for 30 minutes? ideas spencer?
ReddFox: Trar, no man, ytou gotta do this
Assistant_Madman: right. No porn. Gotcha.
Assistant_Madman: liar.
Assistant_Madman: "I've never, *ever* fapped to Richard Gere, honest."
FireDancr: cheers all
Camelheel: whew.. I thought I was the only one fapping to Gere
Trar: It says in my recent store activity that my total income now is 4,979 Meat.
SpeNcer drAKE: Read a book? }=p
SpeNcer drAKE: I love Richard Gere.
ReddFox: might as well get strted trar
ReddFox: *started
Camelheel: I feel so relieved getting that off my chest
shanethepain: if you never fapped to richard gere then you have never really fapped at all
Fruitbattius: Wow.
Trar: I bought two teddy bear sewing kits for 300 Meat. I had 26,008 Meat before the purchase.
Fruitbattius: I'll tell that to my confessor!
Ketoes13: Kalhan?
Fletchtar: holy crap, i'm a fap virgin?
Fruitbattius: "Bless me father, for I actually -haven't- sinned, because it wasn't to Richard Gere."
Assistant_Madman: if you've never fapped *on* Richard gere, you've never really fapped at all.
Camelheel: All these years I've felt so... guilty and dirty. And thought I was sick.
ReddFox: fap fap fap....
Fletchtar: what if you fap on richard gere but while thinking of someone else?
Assistant_Madman: then you're cheating.
smkydz: Hmm..I can't fap..don't have fapper to fap with.
Fruitbattius: That's mean, Fletchar.
Assistant_Madman: massaging the mound counts as well, smky.
Fruitbattius: What was that hippie song?
Camelheel: "Yes.. yes... George Cloo-- err Richard, you're the best.."
Fletchtar: "fap on! fap off! fap on, fap off, the fapper!"
Fruitbattius: "If you can't jerk off with the one you love / Jerk off on the one you're with."
smkydz: Ahh..well, I won't get into that in open chat, but thanks Assmad biggrin
Espio: Oooh thats right, Saturday was my 2nd kol birthday, yay
Espio: Another anniversary gift box I can't open yet hah
Assistant_Madman: I live to serve, smky.
ReddFox: Hullo my name is Fappy Fapperson
Fruitbattius: Daniel-san! Fap on, fap off! Fap on, fap off!
Fruitbattius: No, go paint the fence.
Assistant_Madman: coming up on my third kol bday, and one year anniversary from actually playing the game with any amount of dedication.
shanethepain: damn i hate to leave fap chat
Fletchtar: "oh god, that's not how you paint the fence!"
shanethepain: but i need to go be bad
Ketoes13: have fun shane!
shanethepain: tootdles chat
Fruitbattius: B-b-b-b-bad?
Fruitbattius: Bad to the bone?
shanethepain: is there anyother way
Fruitbattius: There's no other way.
ReddFox: see ya all later people, I'm out too
shanethepain faps spencer quickly before leaving
ReddFox changes disguises, and with a flick of his tail, is gone, his deep laughter filling the room...
Ketoes13: so, fruitbattius, when you said earlier "tell that to my confessor" what did you mean?
Ketoes13 is severely creeped out by fox
Assistant_Madman: careful, shane - stronger men than you have fallen victim to Spanky's carnivorous v****a.
Fruitbattius: I meant that how awesome would it be if you went to confess your masturbatory sins, and the priest asked you, "My child ... were you thinking of Richard Gere?"
Fletchtar: attaaaack of the killer vaginas
Ketoes13: ahhh
Ketoes13: assmad, you scare me
Fletchtar: well, i've never confessed, but that kinda makes me want to
smkydz: Assmad scare loads of people razz
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