So I was walking down the road, and i saw this guy. He's tells me if you want to know lifes secrets follow the White rabbit and this turtle walks by so I followed it, then I slowed down cause something fell out of it that wasn't poop. It turned out to be a basketball as i got closer and as the baseball bat made a hole in one, death came to me and said "time is a valuable thing, don't argue with him." and when death got a parking ticket there wasnt nothing he could do about it. when i turned around i was in wal-mart with a swat memeber. he shot at a ninja and the ninja died.. apparently they arent as fast as they are made out to be... then a friend of mine told me my stories suck... i believed him cause he sounded like a real pirate when he said it, not like johnny depp who is in fact not a pirate...
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