The Marquise Alfirin the Fourth's adventure in the CB.
The ultimate adventure. The Chatterbox Safari.
Hopefully I'd survive.
"Alfirin!"
"Uhh...Hi...Akira..."
That's Akira. She's a priestess. A really pretty one. She's a sweety pie, and came to wish me luck on my adventure.
I was going to need it.
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The Lord of the Rings forum. I used to hang there. But I left because it went corrupt. Some evils are darker than Melkor's...
Ah! a familiar sound!
Glorfirith!
"Alfirin! Oh - Alfirin, it's terrible. They - they got him! They got Glorfindel!"
- "They? THEY?"
"Yes. They. The fangirls."
Good friends like Glorfirith only come around once in a million years. The safari would have to wait.
She's been having problems with fangirls ever since she married Glorfindel. Stupid sodding pretty boy.
I assured her that a Balrog-slayer could take on a few fangirls. He might come back a little disturbed...
...but all she had to do was flash a boob and he'd be fine.
And we were off again.
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