*Several minutes later*Guess what!?
What...?
Uhm....uhm....uhm....I don't know! I wanted to seem important! Uhm...hey! Did you know that the muffin man lives with Isotope Man? (pronounced I-sot-opee, long story... xd )
Really? And I'm supposed to believe this because?
Because I'm the one telling you, come on! You gotta believe me!
Okay...fine, who's Isotope Man then?
Uh...duh, he's the eraser dude super hero, come one keep up!
Right...why is that relavent then?
Because Isotope is friends with James Bond...the muffin man's son, didn't you know that?
No...no I didn't....when did this happen?
Uh, like since forever! The muffin man is like that cool! And Isotope Man totally saves the day for everyone while the muffin man is making muffins! And, and, and, the buddah frog is cool too!
Why are you suddenly onto the topic of talking about some random person, and a frog no less...
What!? Did you just call the buddah frog some random person! That is so not cool! The buddah frog is awesome! He even has his own song! *starts singing*
Buddah frog, buddah frog, he's the awesomest buddah frog!
*not listening* Yeah, sure he does...whatever you say...*starts backing away slowly*
No! You can't just leave! Don't leave! No one ever listens to me, this is what always happens!
*while still backing away* Yeah...I can easily see why that happens...
That's so mean! Don't you care at all about my feelings?
No.
Wah! I hate you!
Good, then you won't mind me walking away and never coming back will you?
Wait! No! I take it back! I take it back! Don't leave!
*already gone*
Aw, darn and I thought I was so close to making a friend too...I just want one....
Why are you crying, what happened?
Hey! A new person, will you be my friend?
*shudders* Of course not! What's wrong with you? You can't just make friends like that! Jeeze, people these days! *stomps away*
Wah! People hate me! *Starts crying*
Hey, you idiot why are you crying?
What? Me?
Yeah, you're the only idiot around that I see, jeeze....
Well...well....those people are being mean to me! *points at the people who walked away*
Really? What were they doing that was mean?
*sudden idea* They were trying to lure me into their car with candy! I didn't want to go and they yelled at me and hurt my arm!
WHAT!? We have to stop them, look! That one in the red shirt is trying to give a little kid a piece of candy, we have to stop them! *starts running over*
Okay! *starts humming* I made a friend, I made a friend!
*halts in place* What? I'm not your friend, what's wrong with you, jeeze, you were probably lying to me about these people weren't you, just trying to make a friend, that's despicable...*runs away*
Today isn't my day is it...? cry Fine...I'll just have to try and make friends tomorrow....
heart I got bored.... rofl
Rule #4: Always run away from people talking about the muffin man, it means they have nothing more to say to you that is logical.
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