your whole life theres always been that one creepy weird guy in your life. i can describe the guy. i can tell you right now i can list all of the features of this guy. first of all, hes not a fat guy hes not fat you would never say hes fat. but he IS shapes. hes like an ameoba hes always a different consistancy- hes like a lava lamp type of individual. NOBODY talks to that guy-you dont talk to that guy. hes got the blue-blocker glasses on-you NEVER SEE HIS EYES hes got the pocket with the jubilee of pens coming up out of there - in case he has to write...a lot. and nobody talks to that guy if youre in the break room with a couple of your friends and you see him come morphing in out of your periph- the second he comes in youre like, hey do you guys wanna get the ******** outta the break room? do you guys wanna-what do you guys wanna do- lets go up on the roof and breakdance-lets just... lets go behind the vending machine. can somebody pull the vending machine up so i can go behind here? MOVE THE MACHINE PLEASE. PLEASE! nobody talks to that guy but let me tell you - any job i have ever had in my life - i talk to that guy - i would talk to him-id find him on purpose and i would have little chit chats with him and i would be very interested. id be like by the way heres a snickers. thats for you. peanuts, caramel, put that in your mouth. enjoy that. you why i talk to that guy? cause when that day finally comes where he snaps. and he comes into work with a sawed off shot gun. walking through the halls- chch poo chch poo chch poo-and he finally gets to my office hes gonna be like *deep breath* *whispered* thanks for the candy. chch poo chch poo chch poo. you laugh now but you know monday morning youre gonna be like hey marcus. how was your weekend? whatd you do? here i bought you some pens for your crazy pocket i know you love pens and i happen to love pens too. we should talk about pens someday. just sit around and talk about pens. inks, pens, caps-i love em.
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i love to write short stories. my favorite one ive written is the unsolved case. it is my best story yet, mainly cause i wrote it for school. i also like to write down quotes that i hear or see sometimes. mostly i just babble about my life currently.
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