The queen of hearts made some tarts and all on a summers day. The knave of hearts.... scoffed the lot. Don't trust your mates, they steal your home baking.
My grandmother always told me to wear clean underwear incase I get hit by a bus. One day your bus will come and your underwear will be the least of your worries.
They say as you get older, you begin to lose your good looks. well i say you can't lose something you never had in the first place.
Friendship is like pissing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel its tue warmth.
The two best places to find success are the dictionary and the weekly lottery. Screw the dictionary, the lottery ticket is cheaper.
Before you go to criticize someone, walk a thousand miles in their shoes. Then, when you go to criticize them, you are a thousand miles away AND you've got their shoes.
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