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Dead skunk?
Just thought I would tell you all a little story.
Once upon a time, I was almost as dead as a skunk on a Tennessee road in the middle of the night, gettin' shovelled into a truck by a hill-billy who thinks I'm "Good eats"!
So here's how it went down. I went to the movies one summer, at around.....say 1:00pm in the afternoon with some frizands. When I came out I was in that action movie type attitude you get after watching and action movie! So I was running around, much like a retarded version of Vin Diesel(However you spell his gassy name), And I jumped up on a steep hand rail outside the theater and began to slide down it. Luckily I was sliding down with the pole between my legs (Oh, haha.), because I got off balance and fell to one side. Thanks to super woman strength, I wrapped my legs around the pole (Hardyhar again) and missed my head hitting concrete by about 3 centimeters. So there I was hanging upside down, thanking all and every holy power out there. And that's how I became a pole dancer.....oh wait that's not right..... D<
Or tasteh
viddles?
- by Zoria Rose |
- Non Fiction
- | Submitted on 08/24/2009 |
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- Title: Pole Dancing and Road Kill.
- Artist: Zoria Rose
- Description: Just a funny story, pointless really. Maybe you'll like it! (Yeah right)
- Date: 08/24/2009
- Tags: pole dancing road kill
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