• Me: Hey didnt c u in skool 2day, u k?

    Him: Yea. a deadly case of...

    Him: The sniffles.

    Me: o haha vair funny.

    Him: I no. miss me?

    Me: O hell yea. I cannot survive without you. note the sarcasm.

    Him: sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

    Me: i told u that!

    Him: i dont remember.

    Me: u wudnt.

    Him: i missed u.

    Me: wat a charmer u r

    Him: no seriously

    Me: ya, rite.

    Him: im serious!!!! y must u wound me so?

    Me: i was about to believe you before the "y must u wound me so" bit. wat have u been sniffing lately?

    Him: sry. too much coff medicine i suppose. but seriously, i want 2 see u wen im beta

    Me: wer in da same class, on the same bus and in the same street. wont be hard.

    Him: no, im mean i want to see u outside of skool.

    Me: if i didnt no beta i would swear u were asking me out.

    Him: yeas exaktly

    Me: well...

    Him: ....

    Me: k... but if this is a joke i swear il kik ur a**

    Him: no joke. lata. xo

    Me: lata xo