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Bonjour, et bienvenue.

If you want to know:

I despise txt tlk. Do not message me if you're a lazy speller. I can forgive you if you're a bad speller as long as you make an honest effort to do it correctly. But if you're just lazy, don't talk to me because I'll threaten violence against you. Mkay? Don't make me call the flying monkeys.

I hate people. I really do.

I detest fake tans, belligerent children, liberals, rap music, cold weather, sauerkraut, and mosquitoes.

I hate the words "phat", "ho", "niggah", or anything ending in "licious" or "shizzle". I also can't stand it when people say "dis" or "dat", or when people use the word "b***h" whenever referring to a female because they haven't discovered the word "woman" in the dictionary. You will be on my blacklist if you use those terms. It fills me with a terrible rage.

I also hate antique dolls and mannequins. They're scary as Holy Hell.

As for things that I like...

Horror films, poetry, ghost stories, pillar candles, animals, sparkly things, train rides, Halloween, thunder storms, and Dr. Pepper. I'm also quite fond of butter pecan cake and blueberry muffins.

I enjoy pm's and comments from decent individuals.

I also like manga with sadistic, demented villains in it. Like Godchild, for instance. Jizabel Disraeli is amazing.

I love old, ornate furniture and clothing, particularly from the Victorian and Medieval Eras. I find antique arms and armor absolutely fascinating.

On another note, it is a universally acknowledged truth that Edgar Allan Poe is ten different kinds of epic. That is not my opinion, it is a fact.

Merci. ;D

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Horror Inc

Report | 09/06/2011 11:06 am

Horror Inc

Hello,

I am the Horror Inc guild mule. I've noticed that you haven't posted in a while, and I'd like to change that! Horror Inc has grown in the past few years, and we would like all of our older members to be a part of what we've become. For instance, we currently have a writing contest running where first prize is 200,000 gold! Not only that, but we've been doing several smaller contests where you get gold for posting about your fears! Come take a look and see what's in store.

In the coming days and weeks we will be removing all members who have less than 5 posts, or haven't posted in the last year. So please, come see us soon! If you're a lurker, don't worry, there's a thread you can post in to let us know what's up and we won't delete you.

Sincerely,
The Horror Inc. Team

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Slade II

Report | 08/27/2010 12:09 pm

Slade II

lol nonono
i have this thing for faces
it applies to animals too
im usually able to pick out features really well

so when i saw your cat i was thinking how their faces are pretty similar lol

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Slade II

Report | 08/26/2010 7:22 am

Slade II

your cat looks a little like my cat eek
GreenTea Frappuccino

Report | 06/18/2010 11:29 am

GreenTea Frappuccino

I hate sauerkraut too.
Your 'About me' made me smile.
Raven_x_Azarath

Report | 01/26/2010 4:52 pm

Raven_x_Azarath

Heh. I love Poe. And your profile.

I'm Raven, nice to meet you.
13FlameHaze13

Report | 12/24/2009 1:42 pm

13FlameHaze13

I really love your avatar and username, very cool
Izumitastic

Report | 10/29/2009 2:16 pm

Izumitastic

Cool. I can't even list all of the bands you got me into. xD
Lindlar

Report | 10/11/2009 6:58 pm

Lindlar

Nah, I agree. Just wanted to see how you'd respond
Lindlar

Report | 10/11/2009 6:45 pm

Lindlar

poe was emo, and emos are never, ever cool dramallama
Gabrielle_AnimalLuver

Report | 09/23/2009 2:30 pm

Gabrielle_AnimalLuver

thanks

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Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe.