one day, moogle desided to go to the getto side of town (idk how to spell getto. ghetto? idk...)
teley told him not to go
he said
'oh come on moogle, that place is so scary
lets go to taco bell instead'
but alas, moogle had made up his mind.
he decided to go.
right when he got there, he met some gangstas.
'hey, wattup little doggy?'
'wanna break dance wit us?'
moogle, angry that they had called him a dog (he is a bear after all) got all pissed and yelled
'NO, I WOULD NOT LIKE TO BREAK DANCE WITH YOU LITTLE SLOW-MINDED TWITS!'
poor little moogle.
he didnt know much about gangstas, but they didnt care.
they attacked all crazy mad, furious he had gotten so angry at such a small thing.
so, they shot moogle in the neck.
(this is me visiting moogle in the hospital)
such strength to smile even in such pain.
just after the gangstas shot him, minnay man and sexxay man showed up.
(they are gay super heroes. and they dont give a damn if you think thats wrong)
the gangstas ran away.
minnay man and sexxay man said they could help moogle, since being shot in the neck, he cant talk.
but...they would need a new voice box.
teley, rushing to hospital, volunteered his own voice box.
'no, you cant'
wrote down moogle.
but teley was a good friend, and knew that he had to do this.
and that is how teley became silent.
 MasterTater · Thu Apr 12, 2007 @ 09:43pm · 2 Comments |
