Ok, you guys have NO IDEA how long i searched for this song. cause aparently some band call Fishbone had that "U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi" part in it too..... I just heart this song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now watch THIS!!!!
U-G-L-Y by Bring It On album: OK I'm a cheerleader now
CHORUS: U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, eh eh, you ugly (x4)
I saw you walking down the street, just the other day I didn't see your damage, from that far away I should have got a clue, when the kids started screaming You walked up to me, with your buckteeth a-gleaming Your hair is all frizzy, and your face is a mess I thought that was a sack, but it's your favorite dress You hurt the trees' feelings, and the birds all flew I don't mean to insult you- oh wait, yes I do! Your teeth are yellow, they're covered with mold You're only fourteen, but you look a hundred years old When looks were handed out, you were last in line Your face looks like where the sun don't shine Did you fall off a building and land on your head? Or did a truck run over your face instead? There ain't no pill, cuz you ain't ill, you're ugly!
Chorus (x2)
What you really need is to wear a mask And book that plastic surgeon fast Girl, you're scary, you're hairy, I heard about you You're the main attraction at the City Zoo You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab When you wear a yellow coat people shout out, "CAB!" (you're so funny...I know!) You got eyes like a pig, your nose is big And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig uncle fester remeber him? I never knew that you had a twin You can't disguise yo googly eyes And in a Miss Ugly Pageant, you'd win first prize! Yo mama say you ugly! You ugly!
Chorus (x2)
U-G-L-Y (x cool you ain't got no alibi, you ugly!
Get dizzy (x9)
Now I feel like laundry
Chorus (x2)
Quasimodo, camelbreath, squarehead, UGLY! Chicken legs, pigface, chin like Bubba, UGLY! Fishlips, toad liver, pointdexter, UGLY! Spaghetti arms, limp butt, freak show, UGLY!
Chorus
U-G-L-Y, you could make an onion cry! U-G-L-Y, like an alien chased by the FBI U-G-L-Y (x10) You ain't got no alibi, you ugly!
bunniluver · Fri Jan 05, 2007 @ 12:41am · 0 Comments |