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I'm A Girl, You Shithead. |
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I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends, about the size of my a**.
My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost.
I never forget, an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies, with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay, to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a b***h.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest!
I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL , a BABE ,or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN. Get it, you d**k!?!
 DeGala · Wed Dec 29, 2004 @ 10:28pm · 1 Comments |
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