*setting: My mom and I have just droven up to a store (whos name i forget at the moment) and then I open the car door and.....*
To find out what happened keep on reading.
My index finger nail get smashed in the car door........ next thing I know theres blood gushing out every where. I dont scream, I dont cry, but I tell my mom in a very calm voice "I cut my finger." So my mom is thinking its get a paper cut right, but no, when she comes over to the pasenger side of the car she sees blood gushing out of my finger nail. *the following is a reanaction of my mom* "OMG!!!!!!! What happened!!!!" " Its a foutian of blood!!!!, Me: "Im NOT GOING TO THE HOSPITAL..." "My fingernail got smashed." * stare Well duh lady, what do you think what happend!!!!!* OK so my mom is like freaking out by now, she opens the trunk of the car and looks for the First-aid kit. But of corse its at home stare scream "What do you mean its at home!!!!!!" scream "Why did you buy one for your car, if its at home!!!!!!" "God" So we go to the store and my mom says "I hope they have a first-aid kit sweatdrop " "If they dont Im going to tell the press stare domokun ." *enter store* My mom asks the dude at the desk were the first aid kit is. Then the dude hats to know what happens so my mom explans the whole story, then the dude tells us to go to costomer survace, which happens to be upstairs....
So we get up stairs and ask for the frist aid kit. So the person at the desk says "One moment please." and she goes to look for the aid kit. She comes back and says " Im sorry its taking so long, we move every day to a new spot." And Im thinking, "?.....What?!!, what do you mean you move it to a new spot every day? Isnt it supposed to stay in one spot so every one can find it? What kind of screwed up store is this?" They finally find it on top of a fridge. ".... Well jee thats the dumbest place to put it cuz you people are all as short as heck..... stare ." I didnt say that out loud cuz my nail was still hurting like hell and I wanted that aid kit ASAP!!!!!! stressed scream So finally they get it down an rap my finger nail.
Then we go shopping!!! 4laugh *Im thinking* This store is messed man. And I feel like ET.
After a little while we have to get a new bangage cuz its bleeding. I take of the bangage and my finger nail is blue, purple an red. Some of the people at the desk are about the puke. And Im like God all of you are wimps stare .
After a few hours at the store we go to the drug store to get a finger splint and some water profe tape and drive home. * Arrive home* Once at home I see Katie and her friend Cortney and they have the pleasure of looking at my finger nail.
I have to admit it was kinda funny. blaugh 3nodding
So here I am this morning typing away at what happened to me yesterday. At least it wasnt my right index finger nail that got smooshed.
Im never touching or opening a car door agian, YOU CANT MAKE ME!!!!!
Have a nice day blaugh
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