"Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?"
"Uhh yeah can I have a Angus Bacon & Cheese.. two Angus Deluxe one with Mushroom & Swiss.. A Big Mac, a Quarter* Pounder with Cheese, a Double Quarter* Pounder with Cheese... A Hamburger, a Cheeseburger, Double Cheeseburger and a McDouble."
"Okay so-"
"Oh! My wife would like a Filet-O-Fish, the Southern Style Crispy Chicken Sandwich, two Big N’ Tasty, one with cheese, and a Premium Crispy Chicken Classic Sandwich."
"Yareyare ... So that's-"
"Wait a second, Damnit! We're not done!"
*Snickers*
"Can I have 3 Premium Grilled Chicken Ranch BLT Sandwiches, and 5 orders of 10 piece Chicken McNuggets."
"... Would you like something to drink sir?"
"Hmmm ... "
"Let's go, fatass!"
"Just get me 3 Diet Dr.Peppers."
"Oh Em Gee... Will that be for here or to go?"
"To go."
"Okay your total is $123.79"
"Holy Sh*t!"
"..."
*TIME SKIP!*
"Hey Jakey! I need your help. A very large man just ordered and I want you to help me break the news to Meanie Manager."
"Why can't Kishi do it?"
" 'Cause you actually pay attention during class. Now come on, I told him I'd have his order in 15 minutes ago!"
"And you're telling me this now?!"
"I wanted to see if he'd turn green!" crying
"Idiot!" scream
"Nyaaa~! You're so mean to me!"
*Needless to say, that conversation didn't end ... very well... Jakey's a jerky ... stare *
 forgetten-angel15 · Sun Jan 16, 2011 @ 03:09am · 0 Comments |
