I was in sainsbury's the other day with my mum getting some stuff for my baking. I felt a bit faint and staggered. My mum said "what's the matter, are you faint?" and I said "a bit". So she told me to sit on the floor with my legs stretched out in front of me, ridding what small chance I had of being inconspicuous.
I got some funny looks, but my mum reassured them that I wasn't mad, I was just feeling a bit faint. Most of them kept on giving me funny looks and also started giving my mum funny looks, but one lady decided that I needed first aid. "HELLO? WE NEED A FIRST AIDER!" she shouted to the bakers. "what's the matter?" "she's feeling faint, SHE NEEDS MEDICAL ATTENTION." and like wildfire, the news that a first aider was needed spread down the aisle. Luckily my mum persuaded everyone that I did not need medical attention and that she would buy a cake and we'd go for a drink in the cafe.
So I got a lemon cake and a pot of earl grey tea, my grand plan was a sucess cool
Lady-Shiro · Sat Nov 21, 2009 @ 06:36pm · 0 Comments |