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I LOVE ZACH SO MUCH
Have you ever looked up a word in the dictionary and was extra confused? *That just happened to me like 5 seconds ago stare Do you think Dane Cook is the funniest? *Of yeah! He's TOOO funny! Have you ever known a creepy person? *Um nuuuu! WTF KINDA QUESTION?!?!?! Are you fighting with the question machine? *No, what's wrong with you?! Are you calling me a loser?! *What, no! OMG what's with this machine?! OMG! You can just be happy you have the best job ever.....?! *WTF! did you just try to make that into a question?! BODY GUARDS!!!!!!? **What's going on here?! *FORGET THE OPERATION ON MY LEG, OKAY?! THIS HOSPITAL SUX!!!! Thanx, will you come again? * icon_scream.gif NO!!!!! F**K YOU!!!!
You: Hey Rhianna! You wanna watch a scary movie?!!! Me: *opens door* Come in the house! Stop yelling you'll wake up people. You: *comes in house and sits on couch* Okay I'll put Unborn on. Me: Alright...*walks into kitchen and puts toast in the toaster* You: HURRY UP! icon_exclaim.gif Me: COME THE F**K DOWN!!! You: The movie is starting! Me: *walks unto living room and sits on couch next to you* Okay? Why is she running? You: I don't know! US: *watches movie until dog comes out* Me: Don't stare at the dog with the mask b***h, keep runnin'! You: The dog means something Me: I don't give a CRAP! Aww now the whore wants to follow it... You: She gonna move the mask and uncover the snow *as soon as she did want he said the toast pop out the toaster* Me: *scream* OMG A BABY!! You: *scream* WTF ARE YOU MAKING TOAST FOR?! ITS A SCARY MOVIE AT NIGHT! NOT A F***ING CHICK FLICK IN THE MORNING!!!! Me: TOAST COMES WHEN IT WANTS TO B****!
So i was on yahoo anwers and i ran into a really strange question. Then i discovered there are alot of reeeeealy weird questions on there. So I went searching. Here are some of the actual questions i found: -Is my cat trying to do mind control by staring at me? Does your cat stare at you? -can my cat get high from smoking catnip? -Just brought my son back to life...how to tell people? -How to 'do it' at friends house with his sister when he's not looking? -Does God delete data? Will he delete me? -Am I a sicko or a normal human being? Am I damned to hell? -am i a gay tranny? -How much fart can you store in a typical large glass jar? -My mate's ear wax tastes horrid..? -My girlfriend has a p***s, what do i do? -How to preheat an oven? And there were more that were waaay worse that I'm not gonna put on here for your sake. I'm pretty sure i'm disturbed...
Frufru: hey, got any grapes? Me: no, but i have a bowl of cucumbers in my fridge. Frufru: ya but i want some effing grapes!!!!!!! D : < Me : yeah, but cucumbers are reeeeeealy good when you put salt on them O.o Frufru: wtf?!?!?! I WANT MY EFFING GRAPES!!!!!!! Me:THEN GET YOUR EFFING GRAPES!!!!!!!!! BUT KNOW THAT THE CUCUMBER IS FROWNING UPON YOU AND YOUR GRAPEY SELF!!!! Frufru: OMG RHIANNA I EFFING HATE YOU OKAY?!?!?!??!?!?!? I WANT MY FLIPPIN' GRAPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me:THE CUCUMBER WILL HAVE IT'S REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THE GRAPE WILL DIE A VERY SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH. Frufru: what are you talking about? i don't even like grapes. Me: ... and i thought my MOM had mood swings.... Frufru: WHAT SO NOW YOUR COMPARING ME TO YOUR MOM?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!!!! Me: noooo, my mom when she's PMSing; theres a BIG difference. Frufru: i'm sorry for yelling at you. Me: It's okay....omg you should have seen my toe the other day!!!! it was.... there.
'the declaration of independance was signed by 13 members. 13 * 2 is 26, the number of games the lakers won in 1931. 1931 divided by the number of movies that are better than this means that we have to go find a midget named Thorton...... in North Carolina.'"
TheMusicNote · Sat Nov 14, 2009 @ 09:02am · 1 Comments |