Today, while being exceptionally bored I typed in "Fo" to see what suggestions came up. One was "fo' shizzle my nizzle". Intrigued I clicked on it to find this: "fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah *****" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother". This made my day. MLIA
The other day I was on my way home as I walked by a field. There were lots of sheep there, so I just went "meeeeh" in a sheep-like way. Then, all of a sudden, all the sheep came running down the hill, stops right in front of me and just stares. Now I'm extremely curious about what I told them. MLIA.
Today, I was reading through MLIA's that talked about your last names being given according to your job. My last name is Killpatrick. I'm sorry Patrick, for what my ancestors have done to you. MLIA
Today, I found out that if you count my satisfactory grades in kinesiology, my midterm grades spell out "badass." Never have I been more proud of a D. MLIA
Today, in Spanish class, we had to write stories about what we would be doing in ten years. Since I was confused, my friend helped me write one, and told me that it translated to "I will be married and working in a hospital." She was lying. When we had to present the stories, I stood up and proudly told the entire class that I was planning to kill the President and flee to the mountains without any clothes on. I should feel embarrassed, but I think I have a new life goal. MLIA
Today, I went to the mall with my friend. Just to see what would happen, we held hands and looked at each other as if we were in love (we are both girls). As we are walking, we were getting dirty looks from old couples, confused looks from kids, and disapproving looks from middle aged people. We then walked past these two older men in business suits, holding hands. We didn't think much of it, but then one of the men walks up to us with a huge smile on his face and says "we aren't gay either" and walks away. I know the type of man I want to marry one day. MLIA
 California_burrito · Wed Oct 28, 2009 @ 11:35pm · 0 Comments |
