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haha, these were some MLIAs written for the Hetalia Kink Meme, starring the Hetalia characters of course! I might also write a few for next gen. memories and development, so watch for them ~! c:
Today I was playing on Google Earth today and found out that Narnia, Hogwarts, Heaven, and the Fountain of Youth are all located in Italy. I win. MLIA
Today I was at a meeting and someone called on me for my opinion- I was wondering what it was like to be an octopus, so I just told everyone that I agreed with the person who asked me in the first place. It worked pretty well (and I decided becoming an octopus would be great). MLIA
I was tired of my caretaker calling me 'cute' all the time and dressing me up in frilly outfits, so I hid in my room in a fort under my bed. He hasn't found me yet. MLIA.
Today I was hanging out with my boyfriend, and when he fell asleep I changed my name on his cell phone to 'Jesus'. I've been texting him all day with things like, 'praise me!'. He's still mystified. MILA.
Today I was looking my drawers for some spare change, when I came upon a quarter glued to the bottom of the drawer. I spent the next half hour trying to pry it free when I remembered gluing it there years ago to fool myself later. Touche, young self. MLIA.
Today I was hanging out with my brother when his friend came in and told us he needed help getting rid of the boxes his new appliances came in. We spent all day turning the boxes into an elaborate fort, and we're still sitting in there now. We're both 23.
Today I thought of the perfect comeback to something my boyfriend said three years ago. MLIA.
Today I told my brother he couldn't visit me (in Canada) because he couldn't speak Canadian and thus couldn't get around. It worked, and i'm enjoying my day of peace. MILA.
Today my bag that I was carrying was full of groceries. I was stopped on the street by a guy who really annoys me, and he asked what was in the bag. I stopped, and said very seriously, my soul. I have a picture of his reaction, and plan on using it for blackmail. MILA.
Today I was in the elevator caught in that awkward elevator silence, when I rememberd the 'how to annoy other people in the elevator' list. I proceeded to pull my pet chick out of my pocket and talk to him, calling him 'Pablo' and asking how the fruit was. The person next to me leaned over and said, "Antonio likes Pablo's melons.", and he held up a small stuffed cat. We're meeting again this afternoon. MILA.
Today I was bored at a meeting, so I made a finger gun and shot at random people. One of them noticed this, and when I 'shot' him, he acted out the best silent death scene ever. I now look forward to those meetings. MILA.
One of my enemies has been making 'this is Sparta' jokes ever since he saw the movie, knowing he's ticking me off. We were both by the pool today, so I took the oppertunity and kicked him in, shouting "THIS. IS. SPARTA." It was the single most satisfying thing i've ever done. MILA.
Today my boss had me work on reports, when I figured out that you can put watermarks on your page. I put a large 'CONFIDENTIAL' mark on all of the pages and wrote the rest of the reports like they were actually very important and very secret. I glanced over my shoulders often and hunched over the computer, and everything. It was the most fun i've had all week. MILA.
Today, I was baking a cake and checked on it to see if it was done early. I happened to glance at the directions and notcied that you aren't supposed to do that, right after I had. I now feel like a rebel. MLIA.
Today, my mom made me soup and poured it into the bowl while it was still hot. He told me this and told me not to eat it until it had cooled down. When he had his back turned, I tasted the soup. It was hot. MLIA.
Someone told my friend's kid that all Danish people use bacon as banknotes. He spent an hour looking through my (mostly empty) wallet for the bacon. I didn't have the heart to tell him the truth. MLIA.
I hate taking vitamins in pill form, so my wife bought me gummy vitamins. I grumbled about it, but tried one anyway. Now i'm very excited to wake up tomorrow so I can have another. MLIA.
Today I was at the mall with my brothers and one of their boyfriends. I managed to get myself lost, and since i'm small and unnoticable in a crowd, I instinctively shouted out "Marco!" Not only did my brothers answer me, but a cute girl did too. We're going out tonight. MLIA.
Lately i've been on a diet, but today I caved and ate a whole pint of ice cream while watching Friends. I regret nothing. MLIA
Today I was walking through the airport wearing my old military jacket. People kept giving me looks of repect and awe, like I was a major badass for owning a jacket like that. Little did they know that I was listening to 'When You Believe' on my iPod. MLIA.
Today during sex, my lover called 'Francis!' but that's okay, because Francis is my name.
Today I challenged another violin player to see who was better. I lost the contest, but made a new best friend. MLIA.
Today I realized that my brother is still wearing the scarf I gave him a long time ago. I mentioned this and he told me his neck is very cold without it. I feel like we bonded. MLIA.
Today I was watching TV and on the show a bunch of dogs started barking. My own dogs noticed and barked and growled at the TV. I'm glad that if the dogs decided to leap out into the real world, I would be safe. MLIA.
Today I was fooling around with my phone and set the ringtone to the Pokemon theme song. It went off when my boyfriend and I were out, and he started singing along perfectly. I missed the call, but I'm now convinced i've really found my soulmate. MLIA
Today I was playing The Sims 3 when I realized that one of my Sims had been playing with the Virtual Reality Helmet for hours on end, and hadn't gone out of his house for a week. I was shaking my head at his hermit-ness, but then I realized I had been playin the game for six hours straight. Touche, Sims. MLIA
( I'm going to make it not fun and name all of the authors, in order. it goes:
Romano, Japan, chibi!Romano, Japan, Spain, Feliciano, America, Canada, Hungary, Prussia, Liechtenstein ( and Latvia ), Greece, Germany, Austria, Sealand, Denmark, Sweden, Latvia ( and Liechtenstein ), Cuba, Switzerland, France, Austria/Ireland, Ukraine, Germany, Greece, and Estonia. )
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