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The magical lands of renegades and pixie dust and floral arrangments
i'm gonna go kill myself.
A story by Shane, Faith, and Hannah.

Once apon a time there was a little boy named Bobby. He lived in a little log cabin. he farted a lot and his grandma did not like it; she did not like it one bit. So one day the grandma sneaked in little Bobby's room while he was sleeping and...... put a pill in his butt to make him stop farting.
The next morning...
Bobby tried to fart but was unsucessful. He wondered why. Then he noticed a pill in his butt. But it turns out he had no butt. So this all was utterly impossible. Butt the pill, his grandmother shoved in his imaginary butt, turned out to give him some sort of super power.
The super power was...
He could throwup cats. And the cats were hungry. So he had to feed them. He fed them his grandmother, then they all got drunk and started eating more.
Five years later....
A guy on the street was like "wtf? where are my effing tacos?"
And Bobby was like "yo dog, I got no idea where your tacos are."
And screamed and ran away.
Then it was night time
And a little girl walked into the woods. VERR VERR VERRY VERRY scary woods. And she came up to a little boy and said "hello"
and he said, "i'm f*ing going to go to the portapodie."
and she was like "yo dude, can i go with you."
then he also, ran away screaming and wet his pants.
Bobby decided to buy a pony and ride it around town with his butt exposed. The police arrested him, and told him he was kinda gay. and Bobby said that he knew about the secret plans to destroy the world. And the cops said verry politely, "excuse us," and then they all shot themselves in a verry polite manor.
then bobby got hungry and started eating. he ate the whole world then blew up.
the end. dramallama

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    Little Miss Keirith
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    Sat Jul 18, 2009 @ 09:28pm


    holy shet, it's Finland.


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