Chapter 3: Eggs, fish, Action!
Edward’s POV
I say we dare Rosalie as Emmett’s punishment, Jasper thought to me.
Hmm… that sounded like a good idea. I nodded my head to Jasper.
“OK, Rosalie, truth or dare?”
“Wait, why Rosalie?” Emmett asked, almost pleading.
“Because of the alternative you made us take,” Jasper snapped at him.
“But-“Emmett was cut off by Edward.
“But nothing. You’re overruled by two to one. So Rosalie, truth or dare?”
Rosalie’s POV
I could tell that if I would choose dare, I would have to do something embarrassing, but, I don’t want to choose truth and be a wimp. Eh, I’ll go with dare.
“Dare,” I said confidently, “Do your worse.”
“Good luck with that one, Rose.” Alice told me.
“OK, your dare,” Jasper started, “is to sing three weird songs in front of Forks’ population, with an embarrassing outfit, while dodging straight-out-the-water fish thrown by me, and raw eggs thrown by Edward. And of course, you have to move at human pace.” (Songs and outfit on profile).
I stared at those two assholes in shock and hatred. Why the hell would I have to pay Emmett’s price?
“Fine,” I said exasperated, “But you better watch your back, Edward, cause you don’t know what’s gonna come at you.”
“You can’t dare people back,” Edward shot back.
“Oh,” I said threateningly, “I wasn’t talking about you.” I finished saying that while looking at Bella.
Before Edward could say anything else, Alice through performance outfit at me, if you can call it an outfit. It was a cow suit.
“Alice, I’m not wearing that.” I told her simply, but threateningly.
“Yes you are, its part of the dare.” Alice told my in an order like voice.
“Whatever.” I mumbled.
After I put on the ridicules cow suit, we left our mansion, and drove to some kind of outside, stage concert with everyone there.
“Hell no,” I tried to retreat but I was surrounded by my family, even Emmett. He’s gonna get it when this stupid game is over.
All the lights dimmed and Alice spoke in the microphone. “Thank you for coming everyone. Now, for the star of our show, ROSALIE HALE!”
Everyone turned around to find my in the spotlight. Once they caught sight of me, they started to laugh at me.
I walked to the stage and found my family sitting on the front row excluding Edward and Jasper. Right now, I couldn’t care less about them, so I ignored there absence and started my first song.
HER: They say we're young and we don't know
We won't find out until we grow
HIM: Well I don't know if all that's true
'Cause you got me, and baby I got you
Then it hit me, raw egg IN. MY. HAIR!
HIM: Babe
BOTH: I got you babe
I got you babe
Before I could say “babe”, a raw fish hit me on my face to mess me up.
HER: They say our love won't pay the rent
Before it's earned, our money's all been spent
HIM: I guess that's so, we don't have a pot
But at least I'm sure of all the things we got
At human pace, I neatly dodged both fish and egg coming at me at the same time.
HIM: Babe
BOTH: I got you babe
I got you babe
I made an “ohffpe” sound when I tripped on a raw fish Jasper threw under my foot. Great, I’m the laughing stock of Forks.
HIM: I got flowers in the spring
I got you to wear my ring
HER: And when I'm sad, you're a clown
And if I get scared, you're always around
HER: Don't let them say your hair's too long
'Cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong
HIM: Then put your little hand in mine
There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb
HIM: Babe
BOTH: I got you babe
I got you babe
HIM: I got you to hold my hand
HER: I got you to understand
HIM: I got you to walk with me
HER: I got you to talk with me
I got you to kiss goodnight
I got you to hold me tight
I got you, I won't let go
I got you to love me so
BOTH: I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
Thankfully, the rest of the song went by without any incidents.
Now for the next song:
Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
How mean is my family to make me sing guy songs
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait
Let me tell ya a story of my situation
I was singing and choking with the egg in my mouth. Crap, it cracked.
I was talkin to this girl from the u.s. nation
The way that I met her was on tour at a concert
She had long hair and a short miniskirt
I just got onstage drippin, pourin with sweat
Right when I said “sweat”, an egg was thrown at my hair line making it look like I’m sweating.
I was walkin through the crowd and gues who I met
I whispered in her ear, come to the picture booth
So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof
I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah
Having a slimy fish thrown at my eyes isn’t the best feeling in the world.
She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra
I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
I said, how do you like the show?
She said, I was very amused
I bet everyone was when an egg was thrown at my private, making it look like I peed in my pants
I started throwin bass, she started throwin back mid-range
But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
Then when I asked, do ya have a man, she tried to pretend
She said, no I dont, I only have a friend
Come on, Im not even goin for it
This is what Im goin sing
You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
And you say hes just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
But you say hes just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
But you say hes just a friend
So I took blah-blahs word for it at this time
I thought just havin a friend couldnt be no crime
cause I have friends and thats a fact
Like agnes, agatha, germaine, and jacq
Forget about that, lets go into the story
About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me
So we started talkin, getttin familiar
Spendin a lot of time so we can build up
A relationship or some undderstanding
How its gonna be in the future we was plannin
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
I had no idea I was in for a treat
After this was established, everything was cool
The tour was over and she went back to school
I called every day to see how she was doin
Everytime that I ccalled her it seemed somethin was brewin
I called her on my dime, picked up, and then I called again
I said, yo, who was that? oh, hes just a friend
Dont gimme that, dont ever gimme that
Jus bust this
You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
And you say hes just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
But you say hes just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
But you say hes just a friend
So I came to her college on a surprise visit
To see my girl that was so exquisite
It was a school day, I knew she was there
The first semester of the school year
I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
This guy made me fill out a visitors form
He told me where it was and I as on my way
To see my baby doll, I was happy to say
I arrrived in front of the dormitory
Yo, could you tell me where is door three?
They showed me where it was for the moment
I didnt know I was in for such an event
So I came to her room and opened the door
Oh, snap! guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissin my girl in the mouth,
I was so in shock my heart went down south
So please listen to the message that I say
Dont ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend
Finally, the end of the song. After this last one, I’m taking a shower.
call on me, call on me
Egg.
call on me, call on me
Fish.
Egg.
call on me, call on me
Fish, it went like that for the whole song.
call on me, call on me
call on meeeee,
I'm the same boy I used to be
I'm the same boy I used to be
call on me, call on me
call on me, call on me
call on me, call on me
call on me, call on me
call on meeeee,
I'm the same boy I used to be
(Repeat over)
When I was done, I didn’t bother looking at the crowd, knowing they will be laughing their assess off.
“Hey Rose, have fun out there?” Edward teased.
“No Edward, I didn’t. But I know you would have fun with what’s coming next.” I said. This game is getting better.
No one would let me sit in the car, so I had to run. There is a bright side though, I got there earlier so I showered and changed into a short lean skirt and a cashmere sweater. Every one got back by the time I finished.
Once we were seated, we continued the game.
“OK,” I started smiling, “Bella, truth or dare?”
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