Chapter 2: Power Puff Cullens
Jasper’s POV
Oh crap, why is he looking at us like that? Something tells me to go with truth.
Emmett’s POV
Awesome! Wait, he can’t ask three people can he? “Carlisle, you can’t ask three people at a time can you?”
“Yes, I can,” said Carlisle, “it’s in The Rules.”
“Since when!” exclaimed Edward.
“Since now,” challenged Carlisle.
“Ok Carlisle whatever floats your boat,” interrupted Emmett, before Edward could say anything else. “By the way, we choose dare.”
“Emmett, you’re such an idiot. You don’t know what he was thinking!” Edward exploded, “I know you don’t wanna feel like a wimp, but you’re going to be the first to prove that vampires can die from embarrassment.”
“Come on,” said Emmett, “the dare can’t be that bad.”
Just then, Alice started bursting with laughter then said, “You guys wait here and I’ll get your costumes while Carlisle fills you in on the dare.” She ran away trying to hold herself up with laughter.
Edward’s POV
s**t, I can’t believe what Emmett got us into.
“For you guys,” started Carlisle, “your dare is to dress up as the Power Puff Girls. Emmett, you will be Blossom, Jasper, you will be Bubbles, and Edward, and you will be Buttercup. What you will do is run around the mall, out and inside, with the Power Puff Girls theme song playing, at human pace of course.”
Who knew my Carli-Bear could so evil, thought Esme, while laughing out loud.
AW HELL NAW, he can’t put us through this torture! It’s just plain un-American, Emmett went on and on about how it’s the cruelest dare.
I better get my camera for this one, Rosalie thought viciously.
I’m gonna burn him to ashes after this stupid dare, Jasper threatened internally.
Bella almost pissed in her pants while laughing at us.
“OK, here are your costumes.” Alice said while tossing us these ridiculous dresses. ( pic on profile).
Jasper’s POV
How could Carlisle do this to us? I swear, if I don’t die of embarrassment, his Mercedes will be on eBay with the bid price at $0.01.
I ran upstairs to change in this ridiculous Bubbles costume and it was so tight that if I were human, the blood from my mid thigh to my neck would rush out before I would have time to blink.
I didn’t even want to look in the mirror when I walked down stairs, but by the sight of Emmett and Edward, I knew I would look gay.
By the time I reached the living room, everyone stared at us wide eyed for about 2 seconds before laughing at us. Despite all the emotions, I felt embarrassed.
“That’s it,” I yelled at Carlisle, “I’m not doing this dare, it’s to embarrassing.”
“Me neither.” Emmett and Edward said in perfect sync.
“Fine by me,” Carlisle stated, grinning mischievously, “But you have to do the alternate.”
“What’s the alternate?” Emmett asked actually looking afraid.
“It’s simple,” Carlisle started, “All you have to do is streak through the school at human pace with bright pink hair and ‘TEAM ’ written in bright red paint on your back.”
“We’ll take it!” Emmett boomed.
Edward and I started attacking him. I swear, how can someone be so stupid?
“Great Emmett. Now we have to do the alternative. Do you know what your big mouth has gotten us in now?!?!?!?!?!” Edward screamed at him. Damn, he looks livid, like he’s ready to kill.
“Oh come on Eddie-Poo,” Emmett said, “Have some fun with this.”
Edward was sure as hell not amused.
“OK,” Emmett reasoned, “Think of it this way; you’ll be having safe, distance sex with Bella, and you won’t hurt her. Good for you child!” When he said the last part, he gave Edward a slap on the back and Bella gave a tomato a run for its money.
It took all the waves of calmness I could use for Edward not to kill Emmett. Even though I would enjoy it.
“OK. I’m gonna change out of this pathetic excuse for clothes.” I announced, with a pissed of Edward and a snickering Emmett hot on my heels.
Once we were presentable, we continued the game.
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