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Where am i? stare i'm in the back of a van... why don't I ever get shotgun? ...oh well... we kept driving for a long while, I couldn't see outside. We came to a stop and they dragged me into a building.

They put me in a cage, as the two stared at me... one of them finnaly spoke after a long silence. "what kind of dog is it?" ............ scream I"M IN A POUND!?! ARE YOU RETARDED!?! I"M NOT A DOG!!! ... but of course they can't understand me. "wow fiesty little one. I think he's a rat terrior. .......... stare ............. yea.... and you were dropped on your head as a child and were fed powdered milk and lysol. stare

They put a price tag on my cage and let some family's in. ....... scream $15?!?! I"M WORTH WAY MORE THAN THAT!!! stare ...well... you can't fix stupid.

Then a little kid holding a watter bottle went up to me and said, I WANT THIS ONE!!! I WANT THIS RAT TERRIOR!!! stare kid, thats not water. thats everclear. I ate the price tag, and th kid started crying. my cuteness is not for ugly people like you.

The kid ran away crying because I ate the tag... stare can you blame me? they didn't even give me some dog food. there was a pug next to me. in a different cage of course! .... i don't roll that way sweatdrop . .... well anyway, he asked. "wanna buy a cigar?" talk2hand no, icky! ...."hmmm"..."well how about a Ipod to pass the time?" SURE whee "ok... $600" .... stare ...*checks wallet* you accept mexican currency?... "no, sorry holms" stare come on, thats where your going to be spending the munny anyway... and who else are you going to sell it to? ..."okay, deal."

yay!!! whee =P *puts on headphones* stare what kind of music is this?... oh well.... can I ask a favor? "yea, for the right price" *wispers* oh yea, thats good..*continues wispering* "that will be extra. *wisper* "okay got it." the next day, they put another tag on me, just as planned, the pug was released. it was his discharge day.

and the pug ran to a house, and went inside, where something was waiting. twisted the pug ran into the room and peed on the wall, and ran back to the pound as fast as he could, but he was being followed, 5 girlz chased him! "YOUR GOING TO GET NUDERED!" one of them screamed.

as he came into the pound and waited in front of my cage, they picked up the dog, then noticed my presence. PANDA!!! whee heart they dropped the dog and he hit the ground with a *thud* xp but unfortanatly with all my tag eating, the price on my cage now showed an astounding $17,000

stare *eats cage* i said "LETS GET OUT OF HERE!!!" of course none of them understood me, exept one. she said, "okay hun"

We got in the car and headed off to the beach.