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	Boulder Than Sweden There once was a man from Peru, who drempt he was eating his shoe. He woke in the night with a terrible fright; to find that his dream had come true!

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Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. DAMES REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen..." Alumni-Woman22 · Wed Aug 20, 2008 @ 06:44pm · 1 Comments


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	lol..... those are very good verbal slaps in the face! (note to self....try one domokun ) Offline La venganza de Luna · Community Member · Fri Aug 22, 2008 @ 09:30pm

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Flip flops are like thongs for your feet!!!

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