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Time to post my "talkshows" (your gonna think i'm cracked!) |
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Hmm i've been thinking, i should post my talk shows here as well as Quizilla.com, The people that have actaully been on my peersonal website would already know that i write stories. But i am trying to get more readers so why not post them here right? Gaia has alot of users probably as much as myspace *coughmyslutcough* and so this should help me get more readers hopefully 3nodding a few things i should say before you read it. 1. your gonna think me and my friend are cracked cauz of our randomness. domokun 2. if you have any questions just post a comment in my journal and i'll reply with a comment on your profile 3. .......there is no three <_< now enjoy the show!......story.....thing.... <_<
~*Anime Talkshow Winter Holiday Special*~
Yue: Happy Holidayz!!!!!!!! Welcome to our Holiday special!
Nami: Why did we have to dress in these stupid Ms. Clauz outfits? -.-
Yue: BECAUSE I SAID SO! >=( but now that I think about it Santa sounds dangerously close to Satan...
Nami: REALLY?! YAY! Now I don't feel so bad wearing this stupid Santa dress ^^
Yue:..........right....Anywa---
Sakura and Luna: OMG LOOK IT'S SANTA
Yue: no it's not -.- and why are u guys dressed as elves?
Luna: well I wanted to be a bunny but I kept thinking of the playboy bunny....
Yue: how is a bunny even....nvm I'm not gonna ask...
Sakura: TIME TO DECORATE THE TREE!!!!!!!!!! =D
Yue: but I didn't introduce the guest yet...
Sakura: WELL GET TO IT THEN!!!!!!!!!!!
Yue: Fine fine, Today we're interviewing the Legend himself, GOKU!!!!! From dragon ball Z!
Goku: Hi guys! *dressed as an elf also*
Yue:..........Goku........why are u dressed as an elf?
Goku: I don't know......i can even remember how I got here
Yue: I see..... *looks at Nami*
Nami: WHAT!? I didn't do anything!
Yue: ....yea right
Sakura: ok ok goku looks funny and we're ur ho ho ho's now let's decorate the tree already!!!!
Nami: AND LIGHT THE MENORAH!!!
Luna: AND THE KINORAH!!!!!!
Yue: umm but none of us celebrate Hanukah or Kwanzaa
Nami and Luna: SOOOOOOOO! Where's you holiday spirit?! We gotta celebrate allllllllll the holidays!
Yue: *sweat drop* umm ok so where's the decorations......and the tree?
Sakura: oh yea we need a tree.....don't we have a fake one though?
Nami: no.....a bad accident happened involving a squirrel and a tooth brush and yea....things didn't go well....
Luna:........ok...... O.o hey Goku ur super strong right, maybe u can help us get a tree!
Goku: sure!
Sakura: let's get the biggest tree we can find! Yessssssssssss MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yue:........i can tell this is NOT going to go well...
Nami: yup.......
Sakura: COME ONE LET'S GET THE TREE ALREADY!!!!!! *grabs Goku and runs out of studio*
Luna: it's a good thing he can fly or else he would have to drag the tree all the way back here
Nami: yea yea who cares, now lets destroy—I mean decorate...yea decorate the studio!
Yue: alright......BUT NO MISTLETOE!!!
Luna and Nami: awww..... .__.
Yue: build a bridge, and GET OVER IT
Luna and Nami: fine......
*30 minuets later...........*
Yue: *has band aids all over her hands* well we're done! And it doesn't look half bad
Nami: *also has band-aids all over he hands* yea and only a few minor injuries and 3rd degree burns ^^
Luna: I don't know how u guys are so clumsly, we didn't have the tree to put bulbs on, so how could u get cut so much if there wasn't any glass?
Nami and Yue: I dunno, bad luck?
Luna: *sigh* hey where's Sakura and Goku with that tree! They should have been here by now >(
*Sakura and Goku burst in with a 60ft. tree*
Sakura: WE'RE BAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!
Goku: where do u want me to put this tree?
Yue: o_o;;;; *points*
Goku: ok! *puts tree down* hmm I think the cealing is too small
Yue: no Goku the tree is too big! SAKURA WHAT WERE U THINKING, GETTING A 60FT TREE?!
Sakura: I thought it would be fun miss lady pimp!
Yue:........*smacks forehead*
Sakura: ALRIGHT NOW LET'S GET TO THE DECORATING!!!!!!!!
Luna: wait! I think Goku should go super sayian and blow a whole through the cealing so the tree will fit!
Sakura: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
Yue: can't he just do the kamamea, I mean there's really no use in turning super sayian just to make a hole in the cealing
Goku: ummm I dunno guys won't u get in trouble?
Yue: nah I own this studio so it won't be a problem
Goku: ok well if u insist.... KAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *huge energy blast goes through the cealing and hits a near by plane*
News: it appears that a plane has crashed right infront of channel 5's studio
Everyone: .................................
Sakura: *turns off t.v* We'll pretend nothing happened......plus I hate the news, so depressing ._.
Yue: YEA THE NEWS IS LIES, LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Nami: NUUUUUUUUU! I happen to like the news, yaaaay world destruction!!!!!!!
Yue: Nami, how would you feel if you were all over the news, and not in the good way!?!
*silence*
Nami: I was....once....I KILLED A PANDA!!! BUT I WAS INNOCENT I SAY INNOCENT!!! But they locked me up in Canada and I was forced to do....community service....
*everyone gasps*
Luna: I feel your pain *Pats Nami on the shoulder*
Yue: but wait....how could you be innocent if you just told us you killed it
Sakura: Yeeah....you would've had to say you were accused....NAMI!!!! How could you!?!? You weren't falsely accused....that's just messed up
Goku: *clears throat* that's uh...yeah I'm gonna have to agree there
Yue: and I love pandas ._.
Sakura: me 2 ._.
Yue: ANNNNNNNNNNNNND HOW COULD U KILL AN ENDANGERD SPICIES?! THAT'S JUST MESSED UP NAMI
Nami: HOW CAN U LIKE THOSE THINGS?! THEIR EVIL! EVVVVVVIL I SAY THEY ALL SHOULD BE EXTINCT!
*everyone gasp (again)*
Yue and Sakura: hmp! Your just mad cauz u had that stupid dream when u were a little kid, well ur 15 now GET OVER IT!
Nami: *glares* how do u know about that dream......
Yue and Sakura: YOU TOLD US ABOUT IT
Nami:....oh....
Luna: guys cut it out we gotta interview Goku at one point!
Yue: good point, and I think it’s a good time to bring out the surprise guest....es....is.......THE DRAGON BALL Z CAST!
*All the good guys from DBZ come out*
DBZ Cast: Hey evero---- O_O wow....that's a big tree
Trunks and Gohan: yea....it goes through the cealing o_o
Goten: COOL! DAD DID YOU DO THAT?!
Goku: Heheh um yea I did ^^;;
Luna: *whispers to Yue* you just did this to get out of interviewing him didn't u?
Yue: shhhhhhhh!
Nami and Sakura: I think it's a good time to give out presents!
Yue: OK! *hands present to Nami* Here Nami, I think you'll just loooooove this one > wink
Nami: *suspicious* umm okkkkk *opens present* O_O AHHHHHHHHHH EVIL!!!!!!!!!!! *throws box across the stage and hit's Piccilo*
Piccilo: -_-* what the hell was that for
Sakura: what the hell did u get her that was so horrible?
Yue: take a look for yourself!
Sakura: *looks in present box* AWWWWWWW A CUTE LITTLE PANDA PLUSHIE!!! *hugs it*
Nami: IT'S NOT CUTE IT'S EVIL!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEVILLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!
Bulma: somebody has issues....
Nami: yes, yes I do.
Yue: ok now stay here while I go get allllllll of the gifts! *runs out of studio*
Nami Sakura and Luna:.....what is she up to now?
Goku: beats me, hey aren't u guys suppose to ask me questions since this is a Talk show?
Luna: yea good point ummmmm.......Wh---
Constuction dude: keep it coming, a little more, a liiiiiiiiitle more, a little- STOP, STOP, WAIT, STOP! *splat*
Yue: *driving a bulldozer (or w/e it's called)* MUWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura: BOW DOWN!!!!!!! BOW DOWN!!!!!!! BEFORE THE POWER OF SANTA OR BE CRUSHHHHHHHHHED BE CRUSHHHHHED BYYYYYYYYYYYYY HER JOLLY BOOTS OF DOOM!!!!!
Nami: U stole that from the invader zim Christmas special didn't u -.-
Sakura: maybe *shifty eyes* O_O HOLY SHIZNATS!!! LOOK AT WHAT YUE HAS!!!!!!
*Huge pile of presents being pulled into studio*
Nami: [O.]o{O.} PRESENTS!!!!!?!?!?
Yue: NO... it’s a fricking bomb! WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY ARE DUMBASS!
Nami: Uhhhhmm...Maybe they're cookies?
Luna: I like cookies! ^_^
Yue: *slaps forehead* Awww, geez
Sakura: What're you gonna do with this bomb you speak of? Heh? Heeeeeh?
Yue: BLOW THINGS UP DAMMIT!!
Goku: Well what would you do that for? I mean, you have us....right guys?
DBZ Cast: Yeah!
*Luna hides behind Piccilo*
Luna: *In deep voice, impersonating Piccilo* We like making things go BOOM!!
Piccilo: What the hell are you doing.....
Luna: Having fuuuuuun ;-;
Nami: Hmmm... why don't you blow up.... Guam....
*Everyone stares at Nami*
Nami: What...? I like the word, Guam. Guaaaaam.....GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Yue: Shut the ******** up before I blow off your arm!!!
Nami: Why my arm...? Why not my big toe?? It's perfectly fine!
Sakura, Yue, and Luna: NAMI! SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!
Nami:.....ok..... *cough*Guam*cough* Hey! My attention has been averted to that guy over there!!!
*Random Guy glares at Nami from under his hood*
Sakura: I KNOW THAT DOOD!!!
*Sakura runs over to random guy and snatches off his hood*
Sakura: AH HAH!!!! Terr~ What are you doing in the audience?! You're not welcome here.....
Terr: Mom sent me to take you home....so....let's go....
Yue and Luna: TERRR!!!!!! YOU'VE RETURNED TO US!!!! WE LOVE JOOO!!!!! YOU COMPLETE US!!!!
*Ter's eye twitches, and he grabs Sakura and runs*
Nami: GRUMPY KINS!!! WAIT!!!
Luna: Damn....he got away again....
Yue: YOU CAN'T TAKE HER AWAY YET!!!! SHE HAS A CONTRACT!!!! NUUUUU!!!!! I need you!!!
Luna: I have an idea! Goku, go get 'em!
Goku: I'm on it! Let's go guys!
*DBZ cast flies out the studio and after Sakura's brother*
Yue: *Yelling to the cast* MAKE SURE YOU USE LOTS OF ENERGY BLASTS!!!! BUT DON'T KILL HIM.....YET!
Yue and Luna: for those of you who don't know who terr is, he is Sakura's older brother! And we like to creep him out by saying we love him and that he completes us but that is a total lie!
*DBZ cast returns*
Goku: *Holding Sakura in arms* I dunno.....is she dead?
Sakura: *coughs dramatically* My....heroooo....
Yue: Cut the crap Sakura...where's Ter?
DBZ cast: *mumbling* I dunno....I mean....he just
Goten:...Kerbloom....
Sakura:*jumps out of Goku's arms* You killed my brother!!???*Voice getting progressively higher* And made him go KERBLOOM?!?!? That's the worst kind of explosion!!!!
Yue: I SAID DON'T KILL YET!!! WHAT DO I PAY YOU FOR????
Goku: You don't pay us at all....in fact! I remember how I got here!! You bound and gagged us!!!!
Yue: I didn't do anything! It was....WHERE'S NAMI!?!?!
*Nami slides off the stage, trying hard not to be noticed*
Yue: Oh no you don't!!! GET BACK HERE!!!
*Yue runs after Nami, and Nami screeches*
*Sakura runs after DBZ cast, cursing them out*
Luna: Well I guess that's the end of-
*Ter comes back in tattered clothing*
Trunks: *Sakura chomps down on Trunk's arm* SHE'S BITING MEEEE!!!!!!
Vegeta: You better hope she doesn't have rabes.....
Trunks: WHAT?!?!?! GET HER OFF ME!!!!
Sakura: I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE HOT!!! YOU HELPED KILL MY BROTHER!!! *continues biting his arm*
Luna: Umm, but Sakura-Chan your br-
Trunks: You think I'm hot?
Sakura: *Stops biting* Very! ^_^
Trunks: O really?
Sakura: Ya really!!!
Trunks: Hey let's talk sometime.....*starts sliding away*
Sakura: OH MY GOD!!! R-REALLY?
Trunks: Yeeeah...let's go.....*stands up and walks away, Sakura's in a trance*
*Trunks is long gone, off the stage*
Sakura: *snaps out of daze* WAIT!!! YOU TRICKED ME!!!! WHOOOOORRRRREEE!!!!!! *begins to run after Trunks, but someone taps her on her shoulder*
Ter: Sakura.....what the ********.....?
Sakura: TERRYYYYY!!!! *Hugs*
*Cue audience "AWWWWW~"*
Ter: *shoves Sakura away* Get off me....
*Yue and Nami arrive on stage, fencing to the death*
Yue: EN GARDE!!!! *stabs Nami*
Nami: *gasps* Touchez.....
Luna: What in the world are you guys doing? Where'd you get the poking thingys? I wanna try ._.
Nami: OH! Here ya go! *Yue stabs her in her side, and Nami falls to the ground*
Yue: Never let your guard down.....
Nami: Et tu Yue.....?
Sakura: Quit it! This isn't the Ides of March....
Yue: *Kicks Nami lightly in the side* Hmmmm.... *Nami's tongue flops out of her mouth*
Ter: *In deep Mortal Kombat voice* FINISH HER!
Yue: TER!!! YOU'RE ALIIIVE!!!
*Ter runs away....far away*
Yue: Aww screw it....might as well finish up....
Luna: Let's end the show guys!!!
*Everyone groups together, but Nami lays motionless on the ground*
Everyone: HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM YOUR MOST INSANE TALK SHOW EVER!!!!
*Nami's arm flies up* Nami: And a Happy New Year! *Yue kicks Nami again*
Yue: *under her breath* shut up.....
Sakura: Wait!!! Trunks owes me a conversation!!!! Trunks!!! Wait for meeee!!!!
*Trunks flies away* Trunks: No psycho crazy b***h!!!!!
Sakura: YOU DON'T MEAN THAAAT!!!!!
Ter: SAKURA! Let's go....NOW!!!
Sakura:...ok.... ;-; Bye guys....
Luna and Yue: Bye Sakura!!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!!
Nami: AND NEW YEAR!!! HA!
Goku: DOG PILE!!!!
Nami: GRAWR!!!!! NUUUU!!!!!!
*Everyone tackles Nami, and the curtains close*
*Underneath it all* Nami: ...KINKY!
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Cast: Yue: me obviously Luna: 3luna21 Nami: xXThe_Unherad_SoulXx Sakura: VicexPride_SinnedxEnvy We're best friend in real life, almost like sisters but they're less annoying than real siblings.....except for Nami... I am the youngest out of everyone because i statrted sschool when i was 4...but then again i could of skipped kindergarten and i would be in 10th grade now <_< hmm......and now i guess i'm pretty much rambaling about nothing now but isn't that really what jounrals are for? domokun OH! this song goes with the show story thing! i made the amv slideshow my self x3
 Yue Katayama · Thu Jan 24, 2008 @ 09:09pm · 0 Comments |
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