Lakota: Why are we here again?
Maco: I need to get some socks... now lets see... Ah! Theres the rack!!
Antoinette: *In puppy purse* Hey! Hey! Run more smoothly next time!! I want to look good!!
Lakota: Oh whatever!! Just get the stupid socks and lets go!!
Maco: *Gasps* Lakota-kun! I need to make sure they fit, and they match my outfits, and that im getting the best deal, and the right brand, and-
Lakota: There socks!! You dont need all that goob! Grab a pair and lets get outta here! Some officer is watching me! I can tell!!
Antoinette: Theres sucurity camra's all over the store! Give it a rest!!
Lakota: Why did I have to come anyway?!
Maco: *Shifting through socks* Because your to young to stay home alone, and I cant afford a baby sitter with my wage and your diet!
Antoinette: *Giggles*
Lakota: *Sighs* Can I at least go look at the toys?
Maco: Fine, I'll come and find you when your done!!
Lakota: *Breaths* Thank god!! *Runs to toy section*
Antoinette: I give him 5 five minnutes.
Maco: *Growls* I give him 3.
Antoinette: Oh! Those are soft looking! And pink!
Maco: *Holds up socks* The'll get dirty eisly though...
Antoinette: Oh right! Keep looking then!!
*Hears massive boom, then a shattering of plastic*
Maco: *Checks watch* Oh, only two this time.
Antoinette: *Rolls eyes* Cant that mutt stay out of trouble for 5 minnutes?
Maco: Im getting Dober-Nanny to come if he keeps this up.
*Trudge through store to toy isal*
Antoinette: *Glummly* I can hear him...
Maco: *Turns into Barbie Isal* Lakota-kun. Why?
Lakota: *Rolling in plastic dolls and containers* The new one was on the really high shelf!!
Antoinette: *Rolls eyes* And you claim you can run a pack. I bet Makaya dose all the work and you just growl and attack girls dolls.
Lakota: There not dolls! There action figures for young women! And so what if I collect them?! I can have a hobbie too ya know!!
Maco: *Pintches nose bridge with fingers and closes eyes* Im going to get socks. You will pick those up, grab the one you want, and come meet me in the womans department. Your paying for her this time though.
Lakota: *Squeels* My ken needed a new girl!
Antoinette: You'll never find one.
Lakota: *Snarls* I have Makaya!!
Antoinette: If she knew you did this every time we went to Target you wouldn't
Maco: Whatever!! *Storms to socks*
Antoinette: I cant belive you let him stay at the house...
Maco: I can't belive it either.
Lakota: *Comes bounding over with a pink box* Ready to go!!
Maco: *Snatches up pink fluffy socks* I'll just have to be careful with these...
Antoinette: Can I get a candy at the couter?
Maco: You behived, so yes!
Lakota: Whaaaat? I want one too!
Maco: Your lucky I didn't call in some Wolf Hounds on you!!
Lakota: *Cowers* I'll be good!
Maco: Theres a love! Now go get in the car and wait there.
Lakota: *Gives box and slinks away*
Maco: *Heads to counter and unloads basket*
Antoinette: *Reaches for candy*
Maco: *Hears syrins go off*
Police: Freeze Wolf!!
Maco: Aww crap! What now?! *dashes to door after paying*
Lakota: *Pinned on ground with night stick* Maco-chan! Hes gunna eat me!!
Maco: *Mutters* If he dosen't I will.... *Looks to officer* What 'ee do this time?
Police: He was hiding this, *holds up pink princess barbie dress*
Maco: *Slack Jawed*
Lakota: It matched the one my 457th barbie had!!
Maco: *Darkly* Go. Put. It. Back. Lakota.
Lakota: *Slinks off*
Maco: Im never shopping with you two again!! *Exasperated sigh* I hate parenthood!
Antoinette: *Mutters to self* I bet your parents suffered more.
~End Transmition~
 Maco-chan · Wed Jan 16, 2008 @ 12:36am · 0 Comments |
