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Episode 8 ~ Florida Keys Trip |
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This is based of my Christmas trip to the Florida Keys, which I got back from a day ago:
Maco: Aloha!! Where in the Florida Keys!!
Lakota: That’s Hello, where not in Hawaii….
Maco: Whatever… >.> Anyhoo, where actually on Key West right now… and really in the sea… on a boat… care to explain Lakota-kun?
Lakota: Sure, Where gunna go Snorkeling and see some cool fishies, then brows the island for food souvenirs and interview some Drag Queens!!
Maco: Heh heh, here we are, now the waters salty, so don’t swallow any!!
Lakota: Oh! I almost forgot, thanks for the reminder, now…. JIRAMINO!!! *jumps into water*
Maco: Heh heh! Beware of the Jelly fish, Sharks, and Barracudas!!
Lakota: Sure thing! Now come on in! Aack!! *Coughs and Splutters* Sorry, I swallowed some salt water.. Oops… heh!
Maco: Figures… Now here goes nothing!! *Leaps of the boat* Oh wow!! Eww!! You cant avoid the water getting in your mouth, now lets see what’s happening in these parts!! *Dunks head into water*
Lakota: *Mimics*
Maco: Oh wow!! Look at the kissing fish!! *Watches two fish do there version of a make out*
Lakota: *Dully* Romantic… *Amazed* Maco-chan, Maco-chan!! It’s a Barracuda!! I’m gunna fallow it!! *Dives into the blue abyss*
Maco: *Screams* A Jelly fish!! And Another!! Lakota-kun where literally in a mass of Jellyfish!! Watch out!!
Lakota: *Kicks deeper into the sea without Jelly Fish, gesturing for Maco to fallow*
Maco: *Trails after Lakota and the deadly Barracuda, Hyperventilating without breathing*
Lakota: *Starts back to boat, lungs feeling fine*
Maco: *Starts to panic, and fly’s towards the boat, loosing limited air quickly*
Lakota: *Shoves Maco onto stairs, and fallows swiftly, avoiding the jellyfish*
Maco: *Gasps air* That was terrifying!! I have never seen so many Jellyfish!! *Trembling*
Lakota: Maco-chan, its alright, calm down… They cant sting you. There Moon Jellyfish, and although almost invisible, they don’t sting.
Maco: O-O-Oh…
Boat Attendant: Anyone need a drink?
Maco: *Raises shaky hand* M-Me…
Lakota: *nips lightly* Not her you don’t, I’ll get you something virgin later!!
Maco: Oh alright… Lets enjoy the sunset, and hopefully see the green flash!
Lakota: Green flash?
Maco: When the setting sun hits the water properly, there’s a green flash for a moment! And I think well see it coming back to dry land.
Lakota: Oh, alright…
*Watches Sun set, then the green flash, and finally gets back to land*
Maco: Yayness!! *Hugs ground*
Lakota: >.> Your so Pathetic, Maco-chan. Anyway, lets grab a bike ride to Captain Tony’s, I saw a Tee-shirt there I wanna get!
Maco: Oh, Alright. *Flags down a biker taxi dude, and hopes into back cart with Lakota* To Captain Tony’s Please!!
Lakota: Weeee! This it fun!!! *Hangs head out side*
Maco: Ah! Here we are!! *Hops out and pays, then helps Lakota out and walks to bar entrance*
Lakota: Uh…um..
Maco: *Fallows Lakota’s gaze to the ceiling* Ohmigosh! Its covered in BRA’S!!
Lakota: Eh heh… Never Mind then… lets go get something to drink, and we can go head around for souvenirs!
Maco: Yeah, I wanna henna tattoo!! But I need some false fancy drink first!! *Dashes to nicer looking bar and gets a virgin Strawberry Comet*
Lakota: Now that that’s settled, lets brows around, shall we?
Maco: *Climbs onto back* I don’t feel like walking, I wanna travel in style!! *grins*
Lakota: Alright, but only because where on vacation…
Maco: Lookie, Lakota-kun! I wanna pet that Iguana the man has!!
Lakota: Alright. *crouches and lets Maco off*
Maco: Oh wow!! *pets lightly* it feels so cool!!
Man: Y-You have a wolf there… I see… How much for ‘im?
Maco: *looks up, startled* Oh, sorry sir, Lakota’s not for sale.
Man: That’s to bad…. I’ll pay a thousand for ‘im!
Maco: *glares at* No. Lets go…. Look! A Henna place!! *Charges over*
Lakota: *bounds after, not hearing the conversation* I’ll pay for it if you like!
Maco: I’m getting this one! *points to the Japanese characters for ‘wolf’*
Lakota: *Gives wolfie grin* I’ll defiantly pay for that!
Maco: Yayness!! *Gets henna tattoo* There! Its still wet… but oh well!
Lakota: Yeah, lets go! I wanna see the Pier over here!!
Maco: Sure! *Climbs onto Lakota, and pokes out toung at the old man when they fly by* Hey, a mime!!
Lakota: Coolieo!! *Ventures over*
Maco: He’s kind of creepy looking… lets go to the pier…
Lakota: *Not Lessoning* Strike a pose!!
Mime: *Strikes and holds perfect pose on pedestal that states ‘Jefferson’*
Maco: That’s…. kind of cool… *Creped out*
Mime: *Flicks out feather, and twiddles in front of mans face, making him jump*
Everyone: *Snickers*
Maco: *watched uneasily*
Mime: *Gestures to Maco*
Maco: *creeps up*
Mime: *holds out open hand*
Maco: *Takes and gets twirled in a circle*
Mime: *Smiles and goes back into statue mode*
Maco: *Whispers* Alright Lakota-kun, lets get going!! *Climbs onto back*
Lakota: *Strolls into streets* that was fun! Hey, where getting close, I can smell it!
Maco: Hey! This is the place my parents where at 19 long years ago!!
((P.S. My parents did go, but not that long ago. My assumed age is 17 as of now.))
Lakota: Really? Oh look! A kids playing with his Wii!
Maco: He looks about 4 ½!! Go play with him!
Lakota: Alright, I’m good at bowling!! *grabs second remote and starts to play in a mini tournament*
Maco: *mutters* My moneys on the kid…
Lakota: Whaa? How can I loose?!
Maco: *snickers* Who called it? Anyhoo, lets get back, I think I saw a tee-shirt store!!
Lakota: Alright! *Lets Maco on, and heads back to main streets*
Maco: There!
Lakota: *Reads shirt out loud* My Parents said I could become whatever I wanted when I grew up, so I became and @$$hole…. Are you serious?
((P.S. Please mentally fix the special spelling I used))
Maco: Yeah!! *Runs in and buys* Heh heh heh!!
Lakota: Oh! Look! Drag Queens!! Lets get and interview in before midnight!!
Maco: Oh yeah… its like 11…
Lakota: Excuse us!!
Drag Queen: *Wearing a zebra strapless cocktail dress with hot pink platform boots* Yeah? *False gayness*
Maco: Can we get an interview for our fellow Gaians?
Drag Queen: Sure hun!
Lakota: *Swallows hard* Eh heh, please tell us your name, and how you got to being a… woman… *Coughs unhappily*
Maco: *Transfixed*
Drag Queen: My name is now Shelly, I finally realized I was really a woman when I went cross dressing for Halloween when I was 25.
Maco: And have you ever regretted it?
Shelly: Oh no, dear! I have never doubted the path I chose. Men can be men, but they will never know the joy of being a woman, strong and able!
Maco: Heck yes! *High Fives*
Shelly: *returns, grinning*
Lakota: *Rolls eyes* Maco-chan, do you have anything to add?
Maco: Nope! *Yawns* I’m so tired, Lakota-kun, wrap it up!
Lakota: Alright everyone, look forward to the next interview! Thanks for putting up with us!
Shelly: *Flips had girlyishly* Ta!!
Lakota: Cut it! And say goodbye to the Keys!
Maco: Biii!
~End Transmition~
 Maco-chan · Wed Jan 02, 2008 @ 02:56am · 0 Comments |
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