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Episode 2 ~ The Most Randomist Thing Ever |
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Maco: Welcome folks, tonight has to preticual subject... and soz its gunna be just as random as ever. So, here we go!! Um... -Cricket Cricket-
Lakota: stare Well?
Maco: Um... yeah... I got nothin...
Lakota: Then lemmy run the show tonight!!
Maco: Be my guest!
Lakota: eek Did you just say "Be my guest" as in "Be our guest?"
Maco: Well, no.
Lakota: Oh well! I have it people! -Starts doing the can-can-
♪♫Be our Guest! Be our Guest! Put our suvice to the test! Tie a napkin round your neck, ceree' and well provide the rest!
Soup Dojure, hot hordurves, why, we only live to serve!
Try the Gray stuff!
Its Delicious!
Dont belive me?
ASK THE DISHES!!
They can sing!
Thet can Dance!
After all miss, this is France, and a meal here's never second best!
Go on unfold your menu,
take a glance and then you'll
BE OUR GUEST!
BE OUR GUEST!
PLEASE, BE OUR GUESTTTTTTTT!!!♫♪
-pants heavly and stops dancing-
Maco: eek
Omg... I just watched lakota do the can-can in a mini skirt, and sing to be our gust...
-breaks out laughing, then crys, then turns blue, then wets self, then rolls around-
How the heck did you know all that?!
Lakota: I was in the musical...
Maco: As what?
Lakota: ... a dancing plate...
Maco: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Lakota: ... oh well... thats Maco for ya!!
((SPECIAL BRAKE IN:
Maco: -in a news reporter outfit-
Just so you know, I (The real me)
was litiraly in the school musical
"Beauty and the Beast"
and I was a dancing plate. It was amazing, and its on youtube. No joke))
Maco: Allright, there is more to chat about in the world:
2 days ago, It snowed 10in and I was rolling around in it all day today, and all yesterday and the day before that. Now my butt cheeks are frozen off, and I miss my dear wolf_dem0n who moved away form where I live this summer, although we still chat over the phone and on gaia. (Thank god)
Makaya: Hey! You drag in her, you drag in me! And why wasn't I in the last episode, LAKOTA?!
Lakota: Um... well... you didn't fit in with it...
Makaya: Im a fricken wolf like you! Is it cuz im a girl you sexist pig?! -Tackles, and rolls off screen-
Maco: -Lissions to growling and snapping for a moment- O_o... Anyhoo, I have a fan mail!! Yayness!!
It reads-
"Dear Maco-chan,
You run only this show,
and nothing else,
so that means this pays good right?
From,
Derk"
- re-reads -
Um.. Thanks Derk...
Well, -becomes grumpy- to tell ya the truth, I get paid in Strawbarry's...
and sure, it helps keep food on the table, but not alot of people want to buy these... and so I really get paid nothing THANKS TO THE STUPID PRODUCERS WHO REFUSE TO GIVE ME A FRICKEN' RAISE SO I CAN GET OUT OF THIS CRAPPY SHOWBIZZ AND ONTO SOMETHING MORE PRODUCTIVE LIKE DRAWING MANGA, OR SETTLING DOWN WITH A HUSBAND AND CHILDREN!!!!!!!!
Lakota & Makaya: Oh no... a meltdown... on camra too!
TECH. PROBLEMS! PLEASE HOLD!!!
-3 minnutes later-
Maco: -calmed down... and in the back of an ambulance-
Sorry! That was my bad! Well, I have to go to the hospital to check my bloodpreasure and vitals, so I guess I see you later... Bi!!
Lakota: See you next time!
Makaya: Bye!!
 Maco-chan · Tue Dec 04, 2007 @ 02:43am · 0 Comments |
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