1. Sing 'Happy happy joy joy' at his face.
2. Point at him laughing and say: 'Kurosaki beat you!'
3. Tell him that his kenseikan (The tubes that are clamped on his hair) are ugly.
4. Notify him that he's shorter than his lieutenant (180 cm and 188 cm).
5. Go say that he's weak.
6. Claim that his ginpaku kazanohana usuginu (In short, the scarf) is in need of washing.
7. When it's his birthday, throw a huge amount of pink teddybears on his bed before he wakes up.
8. Make faces when he's being serious.
9. Kidnap Rukia.
10. Announce that Sims 2 is the best game ever and recommend it to him.
11. Shout in the middle of a captains meeting that Byakuya is the most motionless guy in the world.
12. Laugh and pretend you're reading an awesome joke and refuse to show the book to him.
13. Take a radio and turn it as loud as possible, then 'accidentally' walk into Byakuya's room and ask: 'Oh, wasn't this the place where the party was?'
14. Tell him Hisana had many other men.
15. Pronounce that his law and justice are wrong.
16. Throw a water balloon at his head and in case it doesn't hit tell him that you were aiming the WC duck behind him.
17. Declare that he should learn how to make different expressions.
18. Beat him fair and square.
19. Call him with a nickname.
20. If we assume you're a lower seat, forget to address him respectfully.
21. Circle around him shouting at the top of your lungs: 'Byakuya has a relationship with his assistant captain!'
22. Go to him huffing and gasping for breath: 'Captain Kuchiki, I saw what you were *cough* doing *cough* in your room and just told it to the whole Soul Society!'
23. Be stronger than him.
24. Tell any girl that Byakuya has been checking her out.
25. Smash the 6th division house to the ground.
26. Make a song of Ichigo's power and Byakuya's lame strength.
27. Let him know that he sounds like he had swallowed a lemon.
28. Go touch his hair and give him your hairdresser's phone number.
29. Steal his captain cloak while he's having a bath/shower and tell him you'll give it back only if he kisses your feet.
30. Say: 'Your zanpaku-tou is a 'noob''
 Blood_Red_Moon_Wolf · Mon Oct 22, 2007 @ 04:29am · 1 Comments |
