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Itachi
youve chosen an inopportune time to try and contact me. Im not available at the moment. If you have vital information or something of interest to the Akatsuki, you may call my cell. Do not call me otherwise. If you choose to despite my warning, you will spend three days in a disconnected hell of inverted color, during which time I will probably poke you with something sharp. Also Sasuke, if this is you, stop leaving me death threats on the answering machine. Im pleased you’re embracing the hatred idea so whole-heartedly, but frankly, the messages are becoming tedious. And don’t think you’re free to discard my warning just because you’re residing with Orochimaru. He has nothing on me. *ominous silence* That is all. Leave a message after the beep.
Beep.
Deidara
Hey, hi, howre you doing? Im good, un. Before you start telling me your life story, I should tell you Im not here. Hahaha. Fooled you, didnt I? Im busy in the pursuit of creating beautiful, awesome, cool art, so I wont get back to you unless you leave me a message, un. And make it interesting. I dont like boring messages. Tell me who your favourite artist is, and if I like your answer, Ill return your call. Dont say Andy Warhol. If you say Andy Warhol, Ill bomb your house, un. And stupid Tobi, if this is you, stop leaving me messages! We live in the same room, you retard. Umam I forgetting something? Oh yeah. Acquaintances of Sasori-danna. Hes dead. Stop leaving messages for him. Its creepy, un. So yeah! Leave a message after the boomI mean beep, un.
Beep.
Tobi
Hello! Im sorry, but Im not here right now to take your call. Well, actually, Im here right now, when you make your call and you hear me saying Im not here to take your call, even though Im talking to you, Im really not there*pauses* This is confusing, Deidara-senpai. *muffled shouting sounds in the background* Deidara-senpai says Im an idiot and that you should ignore what I say. Umplease be patient as you wait for me to get back to you. I promise I will. Tobi is a good boy! I apologize on behalf of Deidara-senpai and myself if he blows up the answering machine. I will bake you an apology cake if your message gets exploded. So please, leave a message after the beep! Bye bye!
Beep.
Leader
Congratulations. You have just earned a death certificate by dialing this number. If this is a prank call, you will die. If this call has nothing to do with information regarding the jinchuuriki, you will die. If this call is accidental, I will spare your life but eat your children. However, if you have information you think is valuable, I will see to it that your call is returned within the appropriate time. If your information turns out useless, you will die. You will not be rewarded for the information, and sharing it will not entitle you to a position within the Akatsuki. At best, we will rob you of all you hold dear and leave you to rot away the rest of your miserable, meaningless existence. Understand? Good. As to the beep...figure it out or die.
Beep.
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 iGlomp-Monster · Tue May 29, 2007 @ 11:30pm · 0 Comments |
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