dragonmonkey
crazy_mongoose
StephODell
The fat man needs to stop eating all the milk and cookies at every house.
That makes me wonder...
You would assume at least ONE house would try to spike his milk...
Try super Laxatives instead.
He'll be like:
1 a.m. :
Santa: ooh. milk! *drinks*
1:02 a.m.:
Santa: well, I'm off -UGH. *clutches stomach* WTF~ *Runs into bathroom*
1:05 a.m.
Santa(In yer bathrumz): OOOOHHHH SHIIIIIIII- *fart sounds* - UGHH....
3:09 a.m.
Santa(still in yer bathrumz): HOLY SH** THAT WAS STRO-- *bigger sounds* AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH SH!!@$!!@
6:00 a.m.
Youngest child of house: Ima gonna go to teh bathrum. *goes to bathroom*
I hope mom changes the--- HOLY SH!+ SANTA CLAUS---- *sniffs*---
WADDAFU---- *throws up violently*
6:10 a.m.
Dad: Hey *insert name here*! What's taking you so, *opens door* HOLY---- *throws up violently*
7:00 a.m.
CNN news: Santa Claus found dead in *insert town here* with 2 more people. cause is unknown.
BAM.
Just like that.
