As the great and powerful fluffy, i propose a solution to "dead-guild-itis"
How?
Simple:
WE BUMP DIS SHEET UP!
Ahem
Sorry
Teehee
What i mean is, make a bump contest
Example:
page five-1k
Page ten-5k
Page 15- 10k
And so on...
So what do you say? Wanna try?