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 Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 5:11 am
And here we are at the promised thread called, "101 uses of BATS".
I'll try to give as many as possible(Cuz i haven't touched BAT in my whole life.), so please halp me to reach 101 uses of bats. 3nodding
I'll start:
Bats are used...
1. at playing baseball to hit the baseball.
2. as a display at somewhere it can be seen.
3. in hitting people.
4. at Fraternal Initiations.
5. in playing that game where you use a bat as a pole and you put your forehead on the nub of the bat and you spin around it until you get dizzy and pass out.
6. in scaring your enemies.
7. in scaring your neighbors.
8. in scaring your neighbor's neighbors.
9. in GTA games.
10. in smashing your t.v. when it is broken.
11. in smashing your t.v. when you are mad/turned-off by what you saw in the t.v..
12. in smashing your t.v. for no reason at all.
13. in pest control.
14. in saving Gotham City.
15. when you want to beat the living hell out of something.
That's it. I'm out. sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 6:54 am
16) Scaring small children.
17) Deterring unwanted conversations.
18 ) Smashing your computer when it disagrees with you.
19) Playing "Smash the Pottery".
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 7:20 am
20) When Zombies come around
21) For purging the Unclean
22) For carving into a smaller bat.
23) For propping your door shut.
24) For breaking and entering.
25) For the Homerun Contest in Super Smash Bros.
26) For filling with cork to win real homerun contests
27) For waging the "WAAAGH!!!"
2 cool For use as a table leg if one breaks.
29) For breaking a camel's nose.
30) For tossing into a wood chipper to make Louisville Landfill.
I've got more, but I don't want to hog. :3
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 10:42 am
31) settling gang disputes
32)biker weapon
33)losing unwanted teath
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 2:13 pm
34] to drive around the neighborhood with mailboxes/pedestrians as targets
35] just to carry around
36] a prop for air guitar
37] to play hackey sack with
38] to sharpen into a wooden stake and thrust into vampires
39] to set on fire >:]
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 2:36 pm
40) WHEN YOUR VIBRATOR IS MISSING.
...yeah. That just needed to be said.
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 3:42 pm
41) For getting rid of unwanted insects
What? No one else really used the other context for 'bat'
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 4:10 pm
42. for smashing teh Pinata.
43. for scratching your back.
44. for smashing your Ex's car.
Really? no one used the other context for 'bat' trent?
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 4:12 pm
......................................... 45) jammed in to the tattered, stumpy remains of a sawn-off lower limb...
a) as a way to stop the bleeding from said limb...
b) as a rudimentary peg-leg...
46) for running a sequence of executables automatically in pre-2k versions of Windows...Or DOS directly...
47) for keeping fat people away from your pie... scream .........................................
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 4:32 pm
48] as a movement of the eyelids usually done by females
49] to cram up a jerks ***
50] as a gift! :3
51] to make a thread topic about
52] to draw a face on and to later talk to because of a lack of friends
53] when your partner wants to get kinky
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 4:36 pm
53 ) To play 'spin the bat' when you don't have a bottle
54 ) To cure a headache
55 ) For drinking games
57 ) To whittle
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 7:41 pm
5 cool examples
eg:2 kids, one example, think about it.
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 7:55 pm
59) as a splint for broken limb
60) Potato masher
61) meat tenderizer
62) Pinata smasher
63) Zombie smasher
64) Bonk!
That's all i got XD
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 8:36 pm
65) For renovating.
66) To strike down those who oppose His will.
67) When you don't have golf clubs, tennis rackets or umbrellas and something needs to be killed by a non-lethal device.
68 ) For interrogating.
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 9:49 pm
69) to make sure you won`t get tagged out while running the bases in baseball
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