This likely has a title.

• Artist: vardofive
• Description: This is a little ditty my father told us when we were kids. Me being the literate of three boys liked it and remembered it.
• Date: 06/27/2010
• Tags: likely title vardofive

In the days of the travelling salesman ocassionally a salesman would ask to be put up for the evening by a farmer. About a week after having spent one such evening at a farmstead a certain salesman recieved this letter in the post:

"i am sending you this token
of a buckboard that was broken
and footprints on the dashboard upsidedown.
There are spots upon the cushion
that look a lot like pushing
and our daughter Venus hasn't come around!"

To which the salesman composed this reply:

"i'm the one that did the pushin'
left the spots upon the cushion
and the footprints on the dashoboard upsidedown.
Since i met your daughter Venus
i've had pimples on my p***s
and i wish to God i'd never seen your town!"

Comments

[vardofive]

As i said, i was the literate one...it's plagiarism, defined as "the wrongful appropriation, close imitation, or purloining and publication, of another author's language, thoughts, ideas, or expressions, and the representation of them as one's own original work. Which i didn't do so it's not really that is it?

[DeathLies]

Not bad, but as you admitted to plagirism in your description...2/5