• if someone messes with you, i'll kick the crap outta them
    if you jump off a bridge, i'll be on the ground to catch you
    if your world comes crashing down, i'll stand right next to you
    if you cry, i'll let you use my shoulder
    if you get kicked out, i'll take you in
    if you get drunk, i'll take your keys
    no matter what happens between us we'll always be friends
    pass this on to all of your besties