• There once was a frog...
    A very mean frog...
    He ate all my cheetos...
    And he laid a lot of logs...
    He wanted all the people...
    To drown inside the bog...
    There once was a very mean frog...

    WAIT JUST A MINUTE!
    I'm not even done,
    This song's about two frogs,
    And I've only mentioned one...

    There once was a frog...
    A very nice frog...
    He gave real nice back rubs...
    And he smelled just like my dog...
    There once was a very nice frog...