• About a week ago, we were participating in a school-wide Ethnicity Day. There were all different types of races and countries, including Russian/Mongol, which will be expanded on later. Anyway, we were in FCS on that fateful day. Our teacher, Mr. McDonald, who is half Scottish was wearing a kilt that he hand-sewed himself. Jack Gorbachev, who was in my group, was wearing Mongol armor, Conan O'Brian was dressed up leprechaun, Grace Mauiauheheheauche sported a grass skirt over her jeans, and Mary Talks-like-the-wind was wearing a headress. By coincidence, Mr. McDonald walked by our table just as Jack bent over to pick up his pencil. May I add that Jack's helmet had a long spike protruding from it. You can pretty much guess what happened next. After that, Mr. McDonald fled from the room with a piece of paper hiding his lavender boxers. Hence the title.