• Mom said to wash your hands
    Mom said not to participate in immodest bands
    Mom said to use a lot of soap
    Mom said to never give up hope
    Mom said to never use (illegal) drugs
    Mom said that she loves receiving my comforting hugs
    Mom said, though I don't understand why, that dinner is always arsenic and cyanide
    Mom said that she'll always be at my side
    Mom said she loves going on a family vacation
    Mom said she could always use some rest and relaxation
    Mom said that before I had to finish my mountain of homework
    Mom said in doorways we do not lurk
    My mom has said a lot of things, but the one thing she'll never stop saying is...

    I LOVE YOU!