• CONVERSATION OF NOTHING

    2 kids meet in subway. One is Kit and The other is Kat.

    Kat: 'Sup?
    Kit: Oh nothing. Wait..I don't know you!
    Kat: So? What is your point?
    Kit: I don't know. I guess I don't have one.
    Kat: Yes. That is quite obvious.
    Kit: (sneers) Ugh. Thanks.
    Kat: You know I am joking!
    Kit: Oh.
    Kat: Yeah. So, what are you doing here in a nasty subway?
    Kit: What do you think? I am waiting for the Subway to come pick me up!
    Kat: You are quite young to be travelling around here all alone.
    Kit: You too!
    Kat: True, True. Where are you headed?
    Kit: Central Park. I am meeting my friend Kelly there.
    Kat: Predictable..
    Kit: What does that mean?
    Kat: Obcviously you have many friends that are girls.
    Kit: Yes, true. So? I am a girl so..that's why.
    Kat: I am a girl. I have many guy friends. Noticeably more than girls.
    Kit: Oh. Uh huh. Why?
    Kat: Because the way I am. I know a lot more than you!
    Kit: Jeez! That is soo rude! You have never seen my grades!
    Kat: So?