• I'll tell you bout one day when I was young
    I was flipping the through the channels when I saw something on
    Something 'bout robots that destroy each other
    It made me want to go blow up my mother

    Oo, he's is not alone
    It made me want to go blow up my home
    Eventually I did, but that ain't the point
    I love bad grammar and I wish I could rhyme

    And if you didn't get what we're talkin' about
    We're talkin' bout the most amazing thing around
    If you thinkin' Transformers then you was right
    'Cause everybody knows that they hella tight

    Transformers' creators wouldn't pay us to make this rap
    They told us that this script was full of nonsense
    I bet you thought I was gonna say crap
    because it rhymes with rap, but i'm better than that

    Transformers will -- punch you in the face
    Transformers won't -- do the Macerena
    Transformers -- always say no to drugs
    Transformers

    They don't even need to use a glock
    They can take you down with their electric shock
    Hurt more than a bodyslam from The Rock
    But not as much as a slap from my hand

    Ooh, have you heard about Optimus Prime?
    Sweeter than a cherry, sour than a lime
    If your booty's gettin' hot and it keeps gettin' hotter
    He'll turn into a fire truck and spray you with water (Damn)

    Optimus knows how to use his hose
    He be treatin' his friends like he treats his hoes
    Sucks Pixie Sticks right through his nose
    Until his nose unloads and explodes bus loads

    Ooh, you like that, we switched it up
    Like when decepticons kicked Autobot butt
    And Thunderblast is a slut
    What?... she is...

    Transformers will -- find a cure for death
    Transformers won't -- do your algebra
    Transformers -- are against terrorism
    Transformers

    The dopest parties are thrown by the Autobots
    Disco dancin' and chicks hella hot
    They got moves like you ain't ever got
    No weed, no spank, no crack cocaine

    They don't need that stuff to keep they party insane
    Moves so whack that you can't explain
    Dancing so crazy that'll melt your brain
    Moves that Decepticons could never attain

    You hear that Megatron, you ain't got no game
    Autobots throw it up -- Makin' you look lame
    You fight to contain the shame you've obtained
    Optimus will take you out -- With impeccable aim

    Transformers -- don't give a damn what ya'll say
    Transformers -- hit the club like every day
    Transformers -- blow things up with satisfaction
    They explode in your face like a chain reaction

    Transformers will -- run for president
    Transformers won't -- dress for Halloween
    Transformers -- hardcore since '84