- I lay here on my bed. My eyes wide open, one of them twitching. I open my mouth, and whisper three times, "chocolate....", then I scream in a hiper voice, "I...NEED....CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!", and I burst out of my front door, and race to the drug store down the block. I race down the street like superman saving three people at once, and I finally get there. I scream to the man at the counter, "...CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!", and the man says, "sorry, we're all out of chocolate. But if you want a nice health bar I can help you with that.", and I looked him as if he just killed my mother. I screamed again, louder this time, "CCCHHHOOOCCCOOOLLLAAATTTEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", and I ran out of the store to the Jewel Osco. I get in the door to the Jewel Osco and glide down the isles like a ghost, and I accidenty bump in to a lady. "AAAHHH!!!!!" I scream, and she looks at me like I stabbed her in the back with a carving knife. Then I ran down the other isles and I finaly found some. I grab it, and budge people to the front of the line. I pay $1.65 and leave the store. I rip open the package and bite the whole thing. Delicious, creamy, chocolatey, yummy, and esecially sugary chocolate swirls in my mouth that very moment. Then I swallow. then I just walk home. My stomache gurgles. I am very hungry. So I look in the pantry for some macoroni and cheese. Then I find...A BAR OF CHOCOLATE!!!!!
- by lionkinglover1420 |
- Poetry And Lyrics
- | Submitted on 12/22/2008 |
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- Title: WARNING:CHOCOLATE IS DANGEROUS
- Artist: lionkinglover1420
- Description: Chocolate can make you do very strange things....
- Date: 12/22/2008
- Tags: chocolate
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Comments (7 Comments)
- Hizaki Ikuo - 01/03/2022
- no, no. This could easily be a song by Suicidal Tendencies. She's in the right arena. *nods*
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- Emerald Zombie - 02/12/2009
- Omg, I laughed so much that my head almost exploded! xD
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- Booomble Bee - 02/12/2009
- nooo noo she's in the right arena. i didnt like the story though. it was kinda stupid and really pointless. not funny. im sorry i think u need like 1 star.
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- Olivia Anderson - 02/12/2009
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its funny!!!!!!
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- thehealingcow - 02/03/2009
- hahaha that was funny
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- KittyKyo19 - 01/26/2009
- XD
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- cheese 18 - 01/18/2009
- haha! i like it
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