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    On the first day of christmas
    my true love gave to me
    a big fat baby on a tree

    On the second of christmas
    my true love gave to me
    two hot mamas
    and a big fat baby on a tree

    On the third day of christmas
    my true love gave to me
    three strangling men
    two hot mamas
    and a big fat baby on a tree

    On the fourth day of christmas
    my true love gave to me
    four little midgets
    three strangling men
    two hot mamas
    and a big fat baby on a tree

    On the fifth day of christmas
    my true love gave to me
    five big giants!!!!!
    four little midgets
    three strangling
    two hot mamas
    and a big fat baby on a tree

    On the sixth day of christmas
    my true love gave to me
    six nerdy geeks
    five BIG GIANTS!!!!
    four little midgets
    three strangling men
    two hot mamas
    and a big fat baby on a tree

    On the seventh day of christmas
    my true love gave to me
    seven lumpy teachers
    six nerdy geeks
    five BIG GIANTS!!!!
    four little midgets
    three strangling men
    two hot mamas
    and a big fat baby on a tree

    On the eighth day of christmas
    my true love gave to me
    eight teens on MySpace
    seven lumpy teachers
    six nerdy geeks
    five BIG GIANTS!!!!
    four little midgets
    three strangling men
    two hot mamas
    and a big fat baby on a tree

    On the ninth day of christmas
    my true love gave to me
    nine screaming celeberties
    eight teens on MySpace
    seven lumpy teachers
    six nerdy geeks
    five BIG GIANTS!!!!
    four little midgets
    three strangling men
    two hot mamas
    and a big fat baby on a tree

    On the tenth day of christmas
    my true love gave to me
    ten pouting toddlers
    nine screaming celeberties
    eight teens on MySpace
    seven lumpy teachers
    six nerdy geeks
    five BIG GIANTS!!!!
    four little midgets
    three strangling men
    two hot mamas
    and a big fat baby on a tree

    On the eleventh day of christmas
    my true love gave to me
    eleven shirtless hotties
    ten pouting toddlers
    nine screaming celeberties
    eight teens on MySpace
    seven lumpy teachers
    six nerdy geeks
    five BIG GIANTS!!!!
    four little midgets
    three strangling men
    two hot mamas
    and a big fat baby on a tree

    On the twelth day of christmas
    my true love gave to me
    twelve spinning retards
    eleven shirtless hotties
    ten pouting toddlers
    nine screaming celeberties
    eight teens on MySpace
    seven lumpy teachers
    six nerdy geeks
    five BIG GIANTS!!!!
    four little midgets
    three strangling men
    two hot mamas
    and a big fat baby on a tree

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