• Getting up when the sun is rising on a dewy spring morning, the baby blue bedsheet still covering my bare calfs. Camron, my best friend, asks me in a smooth whisper "Coffee for the lady?" his morning breath attacking at my pale nostrils. Pushing my 115lb body was not at all hard for me but the weight of my lazieness that morning had certainly gathered a load of gravity "Nee-Uhh!" is said to myself while falling back to the cozy white pillow hugging my right shoulder and head. "Common kaiti, I know you want some discusting, teath staining, caffine rush" Camron waves the small cup under my nose and I can barely hear the laugh comming from him. I smile reaching in the back pocket of my shorts pulling out peppermint tick-tacks " Ill trade ya for that back alley cup of joe" I whisper horseingly at him almost busting out laughing.
    The tacks at striped from my hands "Done!" Cameron set the coffee on the table next to me and pulls me up by the shoulders laying half of my body on the table.
    "Nee-uhhh, nnee-uhh" My hand gripping the the cup of coffee, I lift my head and start to lick it out of the cup like my kitten Abu would. Cameron leans in behind me, his head on my shoulder " you want some help with that?" he tells me, " No no no, I got this, I don't watch anime for nothing". I get up and pour myself another cup and stare at Cameron for about 2 minutes, Cameron asks "what? am I to hot for you?" he throws his butt behind him and stands on the couch posing like a roman god; " yea my pants seem to slip off by themselves" I say in a mono tone and crack and egg open.
    Cameron clutches his stomach and begins to laugh I stop cracking eggs and point at him with a huge grin on my face "you see! I got-chu!" (Cameron and I bet that I could not make a joke in monotone)